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So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. They're drawn to it as a career move.
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It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
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I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
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You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd.
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On the Gulf War The ground war lasted 100 hours. A hundred fuckin' hours. I've had parties go on longer than that, folks!
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I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy.
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So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.
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Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say.