Pauly Shore Quotes
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I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil. Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.
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The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved.
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When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm creatively beyond that.
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I never made the movies for the critics; I've done the best I could with the material and the directors and the actors I had. But the thing that's really exciting is that once I do that one project that's different, that stands out, everyone's gonna be watching.
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I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.
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I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?
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I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?
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When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.
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When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.
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We all have a past; it's just that my past is out there for all to see.
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I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality.
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Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.
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My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.
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When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.
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I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.
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That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.
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My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
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Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.
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Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood.
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I miss working with great actors, working with great directors.
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Everywhere I go, people know who I am.
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'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.
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It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage.