Brad D. Smith Quotes
I have this famous joke that I use: Why was God able to create Heaven and Earth in seven days and seven nights? Because he didn't have installed customers and legacy technology to worry about.
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For me, the lean times were a wonderful, beautiful time of my life, struggling for many years in regional theater all over the country for not much money.
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May the soul of the late President Milton Obote... a long-time member of this parliament, rest in peace.
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I don't want to say anything because I know I am unable to protect you from the harm that I see.
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I don't go into a fight mad. I go into a fight like it's my birthday. I love what I'm doing.
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Sometimes we question things that we have done in our lives but how many times do we question what we haven't done in someone else's.
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How does one measure the success of a museum?
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I have a three-year-old and a four-year-old at home, and my mornings are about just dealing with the fact of that. I oddly enjoy it.
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To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
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While I am not saying Facebook cannot be a wonderland for marketers, I am still waiting to see the proof of it, and so should every reporter.
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There's nothing wrong with being fired.
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A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
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We asked Jane Fonda if she would like to meet American pilots in Hanoi, but she refused, she didn't want to.
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Bitcoin's got its issues. But it is not competing with perfection.
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They hate whom they fear.
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I didn't realise how much I ate Mexican food, like tacos and burritos three times a week, until I came to Europe and couldn't find any.
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Diplomacy in a sense is the opposite of writing. You have to disperse yourself so much: the lady who comes in crying because she's had a fight with the secretary; exports and imports; students in trouble; thumbtacks for the embassy.
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Dancing is a beautiful thing.
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Even if I flop, I still qualified for the Games, and that was my goal. My target was to be at an Olympics for the third time with people I like.
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If we had a truth-in Government act comparable to the truth-in-advertising law, every note issued by the Treasury would be obliged to include a sentence stating: This note will be redeemed with the proceeds from an identical note which will be sold to the public when this one comes due.
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Everything has gotten vulgar and out of line for children to watch. It's more of a swearing match.
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I grew up in east Tennessee, and everybody knew everybody's business.
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It's only Western civilization that, God forbid, you talk about dying, when it's the only thing we know for certain, right? Everyone's going to die, so what's the big problem? 'Oh, God. Don't talk about it. Don't think about it.' I mean, I'm one of them. I'm not a big fan of talking about dying.
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They always have big mouths. They always talk a lot. It's happened before, so it's gonna happen again. I don't really worry about that.
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I have this famous joke that I use: Why was God able to create Heaven and Earth in seven days and seven nights? Because he didn't have installed customers and legacy technology to worry about.
