Fred Armisen Quotes
My showbiz career started with 'SNL,' and to write an 'SNL' book... well, there are already enough of those.
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Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
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When I was, like, 16, I went in to the head of Disney, and I hadn't taken acting class really at all, and I didn't know what I was doing, and it was really embarrassing. Of course, you think Disney wants over-the-top and funny, and I was just trying to be over-the-top and funny, and it just wasn't working, and that was the worst.
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The nations of Africa, as is true of every continent of the world, from time to time dispute among themselves. These quarrels must be confined to this continent and quarantined from the contamination of non-African interference.
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I was making comebacks every single year. That makes it difficult mentally. It causes a lot of stress.
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A sack is way better than any nightclub. A touchdown is way better than any bar experience I've ever had.
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I'm 20 years old, and I still love love. I hope I'm sweet. Just your everyday girl.
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Prohibition, like so many other policies imposed from the moral high ground, typically by those who do not drink, disproportionately affects the poor who resort to illegally brewed alcohol when they want a drink, not infrequently leading to their death, and are more likely to be harassed by the police.
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I think that T.V. shows are more like working at a home. You know you're going to the same place every day, working with the same people, the same cast and crew. You're in a dressing room instead of a trailer, so I think that that's more of a normal sort of lifestyle.
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I wonder now how tough you have to be to get big things done.
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This is the heart of my argument: We can put more pressure on the antagonist for whom we show human concern.
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I actually didn't like Jane Austen. I was more into the Brontes. They were so wild and passionate. I thought there was something a bit tame about Austen.
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There is nothing in my work that can be taken as blasphemy.
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I consider my education to be the first 10 years of my career.
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I love the color pink. It makes a bold statement.
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'Runaround Sue' was a big record for me, as well as the music video for it.
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I've always gone for the more sensitive, bookish guy, totally. The jock boys, the sporty guys, I don't know... they just didn't do it for me.
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I want to still be able to garden while I can bend over.
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Look at market fluctuations as your friend rather than your enemy; profit from folly rather than participate in it.
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Companies like Papa John's are largely a collection of small independent businesses.
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I'd take pasta over skinny any day. More importantly, I'd take health over looks.
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I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.'
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The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
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My showbiz career started with 'SNL,' and to write an 'SNL' book... well, there are already enough of those.
