Samantha Bee Quotes
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

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When I wrote 'Fight Song,' I was in a particular low point. I needed to remind myself to not give up, that I still believed in myself and that I still had fight left.
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Lobbying is a legitimate profession... Many congressional spouses act as lobbyists.
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The measure of a man is not how great his faith is, but how great his love is. We must not let government programs disconnect our souls from each other.
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I can't help but care about the rights of the people I used to shower with.
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If you can dream it, then you can achieve it. You will get all you want in life if you help enough other people get what they want.
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Fashion is something which is non-lasting; it's ephemeral.
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I'm not the type of person that is forced.
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You only mature when you face problems you can't deal with.
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Actually, my mom doesn't let me touch any of my money out of my bank. She says she is going to keep it there until I am 18, and I don't think anyone can touch that. No money has been taken out of there.
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Would we be so enamored with dystopian fiction if we lived in a culture where violent death was a major concern? It wouldn't be escapism.
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Once we understand just how to control genes, we have the potential for spinal cord regeneration, bone regeneration, and so on. It might also give us plumper chickens.
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We need to build systems that can automatically figure out what's high quality and what's not, and encourage users to contribute high-quality content. There's a lot of technical challenges in that.
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The person who takes the oath of office in the next four months will shape not just the next four years, but the next forty years of our nation. In these next four years, we need proven leadership, proven judgment and proven values. America needs four more years of President Barack Obama.
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I'm a big fan of the 'Rocky' series. Given the chance, I'd love to meet Sylvester Stallone. But apart from boxing, I'm an ardent fan of tennis and football.
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I worry about everything in the world, and it's just too much for anybody to think about, so I have my art as my consolation.
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As an editor, I read Charlotte Rogan's amazing debut novel, 'The Lifeboat,' when it was still in manuscript. I read it in one night, and I really wanted my company to publish it, but we lost it to another house. It's such a wonderful combination of beautiful writing and suspenseful storytelling.
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I started working professionally as soon as I could, doing weddings and things like that in high school, while everyone else was having keg parties. I just felt destined to do it and really committed and driven; it was something that just felt right all my life.
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I think my parents wanted me to be whatever I wanted to be. But I do remember them - when I first moved out to L.A. - sending me applications to grad school for teaching.
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Some artists are working to buy the mansion or whatever the element of fame must bear, but I spend all my money on my show.
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I have music inside me and I'm very lucky to be able to play music and that's the way that I try to do it.
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You know, my children go to a local, local catholic school just down the road.
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I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.