Samantha Bee Quotes
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I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.
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You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.
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I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.
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It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.
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I am a cookbook fanatic.
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A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
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If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.
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I think that my love of cooking grew out of my love of reading about cooking. When I was a kid, we had a bookcase in the kitchen filled with cookbooks. I would eat all my meals reading about meals I could have been having.
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Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.
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I learn something in the interviews from time to time.
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I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.
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Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
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It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.
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I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.
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I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
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There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.
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It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.
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I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.
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It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.
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The best part about poker is there's no down side.
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I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
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My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy.
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I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.
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I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.