Phyllis Diller Quotes
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Dinner is often a stew of beans or legumes, which are awesome for dieting; they give you that meaty satisfaction and both are excellent with whole grain rice or bread.
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I have nothing to hide.
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If I could travel back in time, I'd bring back the entire Wu-Tang Clan.
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So, I think that Marilyn, what she gave the world, and in many ways Kennedy too, was that they had dreams and they didn't allow anybody to take away their dreams.
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I could play for the worst team if they paid the most... If the last-place team offers $200 million and the first-place team offers $10, I'm going to go for the $200-million no matter what team it was.
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A clear understanding of negative emotions dismisses them.
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Islam is perfect, there is nothing to be added or changed.
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I'm proud of my decade-long fight to have all ophthalmologists re-certify, regardless of age.
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You see, 30 years ago I didn't have near the audience I have now. My tapes on the cults have reached a circulation of 15 million. those are not my figures but the figures of the people who distribute them.
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I have some women friends but I prefer men. Don't trust women. There is a built-in competition between women.
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Better a decent remake than a bad original, don't you think?
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An inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind.
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Sometimes the fans want it both ways, of course. They want to feel like they're influencing the show, and at the same time, they want to think that showrunners have the story all mapped out in our brains. But it can't be both. In truth, we were usually far ahead of the fan feedback.
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Gin the goodwife stintand the bairns hungerthe Duke can get his rentone year longer.
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We reduce things to mere Nature in order that we may 'conquer' them.
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In order to connect and nurture, it is not just helpful to be in touch with feelings, it is necessary. So men’s first job – their next evolutionary strategy – involves being in touch with their feelings.
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I am a daughter of that land,Where the poet’s lip and the painter’s handAre most divine, -where the earth and sky,Are picture both and poetry-I am of Florence.
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Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane.
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Men learn to call pain 'glory'; women learn to call the police.
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Parental child abduction is child abuse.
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I used to do lots of independent films and for a while I was very content living in New York City and doing independent movies and off-Broadway theater. I loved it, I had a really good time doing that, and I worked on a lot of projects that are very dear to my heart, both plays and films.
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It is better for a woman to compete impersonally in society, as men do, than to compete for dominance in her own home with her husband, compete with her neighbors for empty status, and so smother her son that he cannot compete at all.
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I needed to give back, give back, give back. I felt guilty about my success. I felt uncomfortable about how easily I had been delivered this extraordinary life that I had.
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
