Brandon T. Jackson Quotes

United States, Comedian
March 7, 1984

Brandon Timothy Jackson is an American stand-up comedian, rapper, actor, and writer. He is known for his roles in the films Roll Bounce (2005), Tropic Thunder (2008), Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010), Lottery Ticket (2010), Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011), and Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013).

Also known as Rapper, Actor, Writer

I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.

Brandon T. Jackson
- Up
- Job
- Comedy
Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please?

Brandon T. Jackson
- Up
- Women
- Real

I know how to be funny to black audiences.

Brandon T. Jackson
- Black
- Funny
I'm trying to build a brand. I'm not just doing one-off projects.

Brandon T. Jackson
- Trying
As an actor, it's amazing to get to create different characters.

Brandon T. Jackson
- Different
- Amazing
I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it.

Brandon T. Jackson
- Up
- Time
- Believe
When you're blessed, you've got to be sensitive to people that don't have and need to depend on somebody else to eat.

Brandon T. Jackson
- People
- Blessed
I come from a young, hip-hop, urban world.

Brandon T. Jackson
- World

My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over.

Brandon T. Jackson
- She
- Rock
- Star
I want to have children, please God, with a woman that I love and that I'm very attracted to.

Brandon T. Jackson
- God
- Children