Jane Lynch Quotes
I think humor is such a personal thing, and you put a microphone in somebody's face, they're going to say something that offends somebody.

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My hunger is always there.
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I'm not an anti-capitalist, or anarchist. I want capitalism to work.
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I know it sounds strange, but I'm one of those people who goes to a coffee shop to drink coffee.
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There's no such thing as coulda, shoulda, or woulda. If you shoulda and coulda, you woulda done it.
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I think people should know more of Africa in terms of its joie de vivre, its feeling for life. In spite of the images that one knows about Africa - the economic poverty, the corruption - there's a joy to living and a happiness in community, living together, in community life, which may be missing here in America.
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No one likes to work for free. To copy an artist's work and download it free is stealing. It's hard work writing and recording music, and it's morally wrong to steal it.
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I actually have an ice-skating background. I skated until I was 15, for about eight years. It was hardcore skating for about eight hours a day.
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I think '80s pop music subconsciously informs what I'm doing.
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Success in war underpins the claims to greatness of many presidents.
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I'd like to win an Oscar.
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Short stories are fiction's R & D department, and failed or less-than-conclusive experiments are not just to be expected but to be hoped for.
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I'm happy with the way everyone presents themselves onstage.
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I have a whole, whole lot of respect for the men and women that serve our country.
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Anything that I can do with my voice that's good, I'll try to do.
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In short: Readily available low-cost life insurance would be a threat to the industry, and whatever threatens the life insurance industry threatens America.
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To cut out every negative root would simultaneously mean choking off positive elements that might arise from it further up the stem of the plant. We should not feel embarrassed by our difficulties, only by our failure to grow anything beautiful from them.
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The venture business is a bit of an apprenticeship business, so the firm I worked for didn't let me make an investment until I was 30. That was probably a very smart thing.
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You are only as successful as the people who work for you want you to be.
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I am a night painter, so when I come into the studio the next morning the delirium is over.
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Being in the latter stages of life means the morning is unkind to the reflection. It takes a few hours for the creases to fall out. By about 4 P.M., I look quite nice.
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It's just music. It's trying to play clean and looking for the pretty notes. The beat in a bop band is with the music, against it, behind it. It pushes it. It helps it. Help is the big thing. It has no continuity of beat, no steady chug-chug. Jazz has, and that's why bop is more flexible.
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I'm expressing myself by acting. I'm learning about myself and making a living. I hope to do much more of it, so I can contribute my share to the world.
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I think humor is such a personal thing, and you put a microphone in somebody's face, they're going to say something that offends somebody.