Janeane Garofalo Quotes
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I have never once dribbled the whole field and scored a goal by myself.
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I have an iPod, but I put my music in it from my CDs, and then I have that CD in my library.
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I always focused on being an actor. I did stand-up briefly, but I also did a lot of dramatic work. But since I've been on 'The Daily Show,' people think I'm a comedian. That's not how I see myself.
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If we just allowed women and men more leeway in our culture and more acceptance, I think they would be able to make better compromises.
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I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't mind if people think, either. I think the brain is a very sexy organ.
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People love a good story, even if it's a story that has very little truth to it.
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I've been working with the land for most of my life; walking it and photographing it. And I love it to bits.
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I don't second-guess our playcalling or wanting to throw it. Honestly, we've got terrific guys. We know how to matchup. We know how to get open. That part of our game is so intact.
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Don't care what people say. Don't give a damn about their laws.
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I would say Hope Solo is competitive.
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They can't pooh-pooh me now, because of who I am.
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I can't do choreographed movement. It has to come from my heart... and my pelvis.
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I'd like to work on job and educational opportunities for all.
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We sold OkCupid to Match in January of 2011. In September of 2012, I became CEO of all of Match, which is the operating segment of IAC that contains all of the dating properties.
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If I can hit the ball the way I want to hit it on the range, I'd rather do that than play golf. I just love the feeling of hitting good golf shots.
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I started writing music with my cousin at, like, 16 and traveled with a '70s band.
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Why do I always want to sock it to you hard? Let you know what love is like when I’m keeping all my cards up on the shelf Where you can’t see them Why do I always want to keep it to myself?
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I should've been a cowboy.I should've learned to rope and ride.Wearing my six-shooter, riding my pony on a cattle driveStealing the young girls' heartsJust like Gene and RoySinging those campfire songs.I should've been a cowboy.
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My idea of relaxation is not lying down by a beach. I have to move around, do stuff. Though I'm a massive quiz show person.
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Mark Hopkins was one of the truest and best men that ever lived. He had a keen analytical mind; was thoroughly accurate, and took general supervision of the books, contracts, etc. He was strictly the office man, and never bought or sold anything. I always felt when I was in the East that our business in his hands was entirely safe.
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We are all born like Catholics, aren't we—in limbo, without religion, until some figure introduces us to God?
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I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.
