Janeane Garofalo Quotes
'No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!'
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When Occupy Wall Street happened, I took my money out of Citibank. I already had problems with all the banks - Citibank, Bank of America - but I was kind of just too lazy to take my money out until I saw how Citibank responded to Occupy Wall Street.
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Capitalist production, therefore, develops technology, and the combining together of various processes into a social whole, only by sapping the original sources of all wealth - the soil and the labourer.
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Even when we have physical hardships, we can be very happy.
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I like being friends with other women who are supportive of women. I think that is important.
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The Athanasian Creed is to me light and intelligible reading in comparison with much that now passes for science.
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Maybe it is the media that has us divided.
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I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
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Every man is a consumer, and ought to be a producer. He is by constitution expensive, and needs to be rich.
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Some people have a misunderstanding about the Army. Some people think, 'Hey, you're in the military, and everything is super-hierarchical, and you're in an environment that is intolerable of criticism, and people don't want frank assessments.' I think the opposite is the case.
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Sometimes, America, when something's too bad, we don't want to look at it. We want to turn our head.
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Religion may be defined thus: a belief in, and homage rendered to, existences unseen and causes unknown.
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The power to tax and spend is restricted by the enumerated powers.
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I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.
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If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.
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It's important for whoever is governor to be somebody with a breadth of experience in life, in business, and in service.
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Say something personal, not from a publicist.
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I remember reading 'The Guest' and thinking, 'This is going to be something!'
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It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.
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I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic.
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There's a feeling of elation that comes after getting off stage and then there's a feeling of utter sadness that comes after getting off the stage.
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I don't offer advice to actors only because I've seen actors become successful through ways that would never even occur to me or that wouldn't work for me.
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If you want to relate to a certain audience or generation, you have to speak their language. I truly believe that.
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I have tried to live very quietly, so I could be happy.
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'No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!'
