Janeane Garofalo Quotes
'No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!'
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When Occupy Wall Street happened, I took my money out of Citibank. I already had problems with all the banks - Citibank, Bank of America - but I was kind of just too lazy to take my money out until I saw how Citibank responded to Occupy Wall Street.
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Capitalist production, therefore, develops technology, and the combining together of various processes into a social whole, only by sapping the original sources of all wealth - the soil and the labourer.
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Even when we have physical hardships, we can be very happy.
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I like being friends with other women who are supportive of women. I think that is important.
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The Athanasian Creed is to me light and intelligible reading in comparison with much that now passes for science.
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Maybe it is the media that has us divided.
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This country is going to implode, or put another way, it's going to get crushed under the weight of poverty. You can't have one percent of the people who own and control more wealth than the other 90 percent of the population.
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I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
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Every man is a consumer, and ought to be a producer. He is by constitution expensive, and needs to be rich.
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Some people have a misunderstanding about the Army. Some people think, 'Hey, you're in the military, and everything is super-hierarchical, and you're in an environment that is intolerable of criticism, and people don't want frank assessments.' I think the opposite is the case.
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Sometimes, America, when something's too bad, we don't want to look at it. We want to turn our head.
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Religion may be defined thus: a belief in, and homage rendered to, existences unseen and causes unknown.
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We did a lot of those road trips, all the mandatory stuff that you should when you're a kid, like Mount Rushmore and the Grand Canyon and the Sequoias and the western coast.
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The power to tax and spend is restricted by the enumerated powers.
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I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.
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If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.
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It's important for whoever is governor to be somebody with a breadth of experience in life, in business, and in service.
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Say something personal, not from a publicist.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.
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I think that humans have a huge capacity to carry pain and sadness. There are things that haunt us our entire lives; we are unable to let them go. The good times seem almost effervescent and dreamlike in comparison with the times that didn't go so well.
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Peace in this life is based upon faith and testimony. We can all find hope from our personal prayers and gain comfort from the scriptures. Priesthood blessings lift us and sustain us. Hope also comes from direct personal revelation, to which we are entitled if we are worthy.
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Unreason is in the same relation to reason as dazzlement to the brightness of daylight itself.
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'No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!'
