Janeane Garofalo Quotes
'No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!'
Janeane Garofalo
Quotes to Explore
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I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Abraham Lincoln
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Every man is a consumer, and ought to be a producer. He is by constitution expensive, and needs to be rich.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Some people have a misunderstanding about the Army. Some people think, 'Hey, you're in the military, and everything is super-hierarchical, and you're in an environment that is intolerable of criticism, and people don't want frank assessments.' I think the opposite is the case.
H. R. McMaster
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Sometimes, America, when something's too bad, we don't want to look at it. We want to turn our head.
Sam Childers
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Religion may be defined thus: a belief in, and homage rendered to, existences unseen and causes unknown.
Frances Wright
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The power to tax and spend is restricted by the enumerated powers.
Rand Paul
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It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.
Adam Mansbach
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Even though I don't personally believe in the Lord, I try to behave as though He was watching.
Christopher Reeve
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Come, evening, once again, season of peace;
Return, sweet evening, and continue long!
Methinks I see thee in the streaky west,
With matron step, slow moving, while the night
Treads on thy sweeping train; one hand employ'd
In letting fall the curtain of repose
On bird and beast, the other charged for man
With sweet oblivion of the cares of day.
William Cowper
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And he who has considered all the contrasts on this earth, and is no more disturbed by anything whatever in the world, the Peaceful One, freed from rage, from sorrow, and from longing, he has passed beyond birth and decay.
Gautama Buddha
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'No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!'
Janeane Garofalo
