Janeane Garofalo Quotes
'No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!'
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Capitalist production, therefore, develops technology, and the combining together of various processes into a social whole, only by sapping the original sources of all wealth - the soil and the labourer.
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Even when we have physical hardships, we can be very happy.
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I like being friends with other women who are supportive of women. I think that is important.
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The Athanasian Creed is to me light and intelligible reading in comparison with much that now passes for science.
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Maybe it is the media that has us divided.
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I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
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Every man is a consumer, and ought to be a producer. He is by constitution expensive, and needs to be rich.
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Some people have a misunderstanding about the Army. Some people think, 'Hey, you're in the military, and everything is super-hierarchical, and you're in an environment that is intolerable of criticism, and people don't want frank assessments.' I think the opposite is the case.
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Religion may be defined thus: a belief in, and homage rendered to, existences unseen and causes unknown.
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The power to tax and spend is restricted by the enumerated powers.
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If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.
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It's important for whoever is governor to be somebody with a breadth of experience in life, in business, and in service.
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Say something personal, not from a publicist.
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I remember reading 'The Guest' and thinking, 'This is going to be something!'
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It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.
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The only way to ensure a film is going to sell is put Will Smith in it and you open it in 3,000 theaters and make sure we have all the top promotional spots in each venue.
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My mother's proud of where she's from, and her history, and her past, and same with my dad. I have roots in Africa. Like, I am from Africa as well as from Germany, and I am very proud of that.
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John was the smartest and most amazing comedian I've ever worked with. I think more than teaching me about acting or comedy, he taught me about life and the love of people and respect of people.
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Growing up, I was in all the musicals and everything... I'd come home from school and bash out a few Whitney Houston songs.
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I'm a risk-taker. I like to test myself.
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I say a little prayer every time I see a race. I say a little prayer that the riders and the horses will be okay.
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Eventually, you know the rhythm of your character, of the set of the piece. It takes less energy for you to hit that point, and then everything resonates. But initially, it takes a tremendous amount of energy. You just hope it's gonna be okay and you don't forget your lines and those cameras.
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'No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!'
