Penn Jillette Quotes
Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.
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In the Lamborghini I have to avoid certain roads because of pot holes, and there's nowhere to put my drink, no cup holder. And I'm not going to lie, it looks pretentious. I used to think it was cool to, like, drive it to dinner. Now? Like I really need to be looked at any more.
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People need to take a breath and remember that it's only fashion. Relax. No one's going to die.
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You exist only in what you do.
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I started the class late. The teacher said I would have to learn as much in half a year that the others learned in a year. I did it.
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Personally, coming out was one of the most important things I've ever done, lifting from my shoulders the millstone of lies that I hadn't even realized I was carrying.
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I started dancing when I was three, Scottish dancing.
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The history of Israel-Palestine conflict cannot be understood without its underlying emotional meanders. The emotional frameworks of the loss of Palestine for the Arab-Islamic world touched deep scars that go back to the Crusades, symbolizing a proof of Arab-Islamic decay, political impotence, and perceived (British/French) betrayal and antagonism.
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I am a free spirit. I tell the truth, and I like to mix it up.
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If I had the day off and knew everyone else was voting, I wouldn't miss it. It would become a routine part of my responsibility as a citizen - like paying taxes, only less soul crushing.
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I grew up in Greenwich Village. Dad was friends with John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
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There's an ugly civil war side to revolutionary Boston that we don't often talk about and a lot of thuggish, vigilante behavior by groups like the Sons of Liberty.
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The only way to improve the GOP brand and make good public policy is to fix the process. This requires transforming the way Congress does business.
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My first real kiss came when I was 10, and it was in an acting class. I had to do a scene from a movie where someone gets kissed under a tree, and I did not want to do it! But my acting partner wanted me to feel comfortable, so he bought a picnic basket with all these snacks. He made such an effort - and it was cute.
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Nature abhors the old, and old age seems the only disease; all others run into this one.
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My God, my God, who am I attending to? How many am I? Who is me? What is this interval between me and me?
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Actresses are such very dull people off the stage. We are only delightful and brilliant when we are doing what we are told to do. Off stage we are awful chumps.
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I'm here to make money and get laid,Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade.
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Such, in my opinion, is the true Gospel concerning Wealth, obedience to which is destined some day to solve the problem of the Rich and the Poor, and to bring 'Peace on earth, among men Good Will.'
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My lectures are published and not published; they will be intelligible to those who heard them, and to none beside.
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Run mad as often as you choose, but do not faint!
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When I say something, I mean it. The world needs to have a Palestinian state that is free and at peace.
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Modern life has gotten so strange, we all get 150 emails and text messages a day, and it's hard when things are moving that quickly to keep that sense of wonder about being alive.
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Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.
