Frank Muir Quotes
A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.
Frank Muir
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I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
Paris Hilton
That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?
Zach Galifianakis
The good part is if I play a solid round of golf, it will be very hard for the others to beat me. And that's all I'm thinking about.
Adam Derek Scott
I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.
Ian Botham
I learnt tennis, swimming, basketball and several others, but the sport I loved the most was golf.
Rakul Preet Singh
Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.
Dan Jenkins
In fantasy land, I wish I could be a pro golfer. I love golf - the most frustratingly brilliant game on the planet.
Mark Hadlow
I learned something, when you have Nazi uniform on, why people were so evil and used their power. Because it's a very powerful uniform, it's like boots and black and silver and skeletons everywhere, on your hat, on your shoulder.
Udo Kier
If we were created in God’s image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions.
Buddy Wakefield
There are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster,my friend-you either have a bath or a nap.
Andrew Kaufman
A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.
Frank Muir