Jason Jones Quotes
For news, I follow 'The New York Times,' 'The New Yorker,' and 'ProPublica.' For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The Onion.
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I'm a little sheepish about it. Whenever I meet fans and they're like, 'Oh, you're so sexy,' I just don't get that. There's no way one man can be universally sexy.
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I've done a lot of drama, and comedy was the one genre I was not being offered. So I became obsessive about getting one.
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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
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War is something Arafat sends others to do for him. That is, the poor souls who believe in him. This pompous incompetent caused the failure of the Camp David negotiations, Clinton's mediation.
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America preaches integration and practices segregation.
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The whole idea that the Constitution of the United States would be used to advance a political agenda is absurd.
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We have the American people properly concerned about the future of our country and the world.
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The kind of audience I'm speaking to is a very wide range of people.
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Yes, I loved MASH. As we are sitting here now talking, it's playing somewhere in the world.
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The historian will tell you what happened. The novelist will tell you what it felt like.
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If it was all about me, I'd do a whole lot of pop records, make a whole lot of money, just rake in the dough. But it's never been all about me. It's all about being a voice for the voiceless. People who can't speak for themselves, who don't have a mic, don't have a say.
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It's hard to see someone with a 'perfect' body and be like, 'Why can't I be like her?' But that person was born to be who she is, and you're born to be who you are.
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You never know in TV - sometimes you're on at the wrong time at the wrong place. Sometimes you don't get a chance to catch on.
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I like everything European. Even my GPS has a British accent - it's way less annoying than the American one.
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I think, specifically with the horror genre, you have to make it very believable because it can come across ridiculous.
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Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.
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And better had they ne'er been born,Who read to doubt, or read to scorn.
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My writing partner, Nicki, and I became obsessed with a monologist who performs unscripted shows equipped with nothing more than scribbled bullet points and a glass of water. We wrote him a fan letter and found ourselves sharing lunch and eventually a friendship.
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I've had a big heart my whole life; all the Korn fans know that. A lot of people told me that I was different.
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Be aware that the economy is not meant to control us ... we are meant to control the economy.
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A modern librarian, who has faith in the law that 'BOOKS ARE FOR USE,' is happy only when his readers make his shelves constantly empty. It is not the books that go out that worry him. It is the stay-at-home volumes that perplex and depress him.
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For news, I follow 'The New York Times,' 'The New Yorker,' and 'ProPublica.' For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The Onion.
