Jason Mantzoukas Quotes

There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.

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• Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

  

  Zach Galifianakis
  • Funny
  • Me
  • Hilarious

• There is a unique freshness when eating buckwheat noodles cold with plenty of herbs and citrus acidity. I can't think of any better use of chopsticks on a hot and sweaty evening.

  

  Yotam Ottolenghi
  • Better
  • Unique
  • Cold

• I have no discipline, which is a horrible flaw for any writer. Once I'm well started on a project, though, then I'm addicted to it all day long. When it's done, I collapse and have to really kick myself to start a new one.

  

  P. N. Elrod
  • Long
  • Done
  • Day

• A lot of movies that come from Israel are about war, but there is such good, funny, rounded writing that comes from the country that I wish more people would discover.

  

  Odeya Rush
  • People
  • Good
  • Writing

• We must make the government accept that at a time when we are expected to look ahead, we cannot afford to start discriminating against our own people in the name of 'ethos.'

  

  Kapil Sibal
  • People
  • Time
  • Government

• Karl Lagerfeld looks very tough because of the glasses, and he has all these rings and the leather gloves, and he's so smart. But he's a very nice person... when he comes into a room or studio, he is going to say hello to each person, and the same when he leaves.

  

  Carine Roitfeld
  • Nice
  • Smart
  • Same

• Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Money
  • Difference
  • Only

• As you get older, you learn there are some things out of your control.

  

  Joe Mauer
  • Control

• I'm often troubled by a very strong instinct to share everything that's going on with me. I want to feel that connection, even with people I don't know. Then this other voice says, 'That's not prudent. People will use what you've said to hurt you.'

  

  Rivers Cuomo Weezer
  • People
  • Strong
  • Hurt

• Rock guitar has been around for decades now, and there are so many strong traditions, and so much of it is just burned into my fingers. So, nine times out of 10, when I pick up the guitar to jam something, it sounds pretty cliche.

  

  Rivers Cuomo Weezer
  • Up
  • Pretty
  • Strong

• I really like Derek Hough.

  

  Jodie Sweetin

• If you're going to be world-class, you have to focus.

  

  Alan Mulally
  • World
  • Focus

• I think it's the end of progress if you stand still and think of what you've done in the past. I keep on.

  

  Leslie Caron
  • Done
  • Past
  • Progress

• Each time I have performed in Utah, I had a great time, and the audiences seem to enjoy what I do. The audiences are very warm and very appreciative.

  

  Brian Stokes Mitchell
  • Time
  • Great

• It takes years to realize the multiple benefits of science; without adequate, sustained funding for research, the careers of many bright, young scientists may come to a screeching halt.

  

  Carol W. Greider
  • May
  • Science

• When I'm in good form there are chances that rivals will worry more about you more than you about them.

  

  Dayron Robles
  • Good
  • Worry

• Too many leaders are so caught up in the momentum of work that they lose sight of the opportunity to connect with people. I discovered that the more fully present I was with other people, the more fully present they were with me, and the more productive our relationship became over time.

  

  Douglas Conant
  • People
  • Up
  • Time

• My identity is linked to my grandmother, who's pure Filipino, as pure as you can probably get. And that shaped my imagination. So that's how I identify.

  

  Jessica Hagedorn
  • Imagination
  • Identity
  • Grandmother

• I discovered that what most people call creepy, scary, and spooky, I call comfy, cozy, and home.

  

  Zachary Alexander Bagans
  • People
  • Home
  • Scary

• The next thing is by gentle degrees to accustom children to those things they are too much afraid of. But here great caution is to be used, that you do not make too much haste, nor attempt this cure too early, for fear lest you increase the mischief instead of remedying it.

  

  John Locke Nazareth
  • Great
  • Children
  • Fear

• We used to think that we were aiming at the head and the heart, rather than the groin. The Stones did raunchy. You need balance. 'The Other Side of Life' was a try to get a really raunchy, dirty song, and it just didn't come out that way. We can't seem to make the crossover.

  

  Graeme Edge The Moody Blues
  • Heart
  • Head
  • Stones

• An inch in a miss is as good as an ell.

  

  William Camden
  • Missing
  • Inches
  • Ells

• There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.

  

  Jason Mantzoukas
  • Creepy