Jason Schwartzman Quotes
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record.
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I joined the Army at 19 as a soldier and spent about four and a half years with them. Then I broke my back in a freefall parachuting accident and spent a year in rehabilitation back in the U.K.
 Bear Grylls
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If al Qaeda or any other enemy of our country manages to create a situation or explode a bomb or murder or incapacitate large numbers of our people, we cannot wait for 7 weeks of a special election in order to deal with that.
 Dana Rohrabacher
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I took my acting very seriously. I did over 40 films, and naturally, some of them were called B-movies because the woman was at the top of the billing. Women couldn't star in their own movies.
 Mamie Van Doren
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Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body.
 Garry Moore
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A Pike, in the California dialect, is a native of Missouri, Arkansas, Northern Texas, or Southern Illinois. The first emigrants that came over the plains were from Pike County, Missouri; but as the phrase, 'a Pike County man,' was altogether too long for this short life of ours, it was soon abbreviated into 'a Pike.'
 Bayard Taylor
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Once the kids are in school, it's amazing what you can do.
 Laura Schlessinger
					 
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If you want to read and you want to draw, that helps you to express yourself.
 Quentin Blake
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Y'all have no idea how many times I say, 'Yes, ma'am.'
 Taylor Hicks
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I wish I had read more and majored in literature rather than theatre. I think I would have been a better artist for it. I am trying to play catch-up now.
 Idina Menzel
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The difficult part was to tell the world that I was finishing.
 Gabriela Sabatini
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When I go into the studio, I completely detach. I let my emotions come out.
 Sade Adu
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I wouldn't overestimate the importance of my popularity in the country and abroad but at the end of the day it's not as important because I believe that my presence here could make some difference and it could encourage people.
Garry Kasparov 
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I'm the girl who will show up in jeans no matter what - but the jeans can get fancier and fancier.
 Taylor Schilling
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IQ in general has improved since tests first began. Psychologists think that this is because modern life becomes ever more complicated.
 A. N. Wilson
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I feel like I'm married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it's serious.
 Young Jeezy
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Just wearing all black comes from Johnny Cash. I'm on the road so much that if I wear all black, my clothes never get dirty. You can't tell if I've worn the same shirt twice.
 G-Eazy
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Everything is a narrative in life. I learned that early on as a reporter at the 'Washington Post.'
 Kara Swisher
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I don't think there's a defined contemporary American musical, do you?
 Harold Prince
					 
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You know, right now, they say - I don't know who says this, but somebody told me - there's three male roles to every female role. And I guess I'd work on evening that up. Making great roles for women. It's just such a huge challenge.
 Anna Faris
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Our focus is on helping people develop the skills to find and keep a job. Instead of focusing on a war against poverty, we will focus on fighting for the poor among us by offering them hope and opportunity.
 Sam Brownback
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I'm fighting for the heart and soul of the Republican Party and I think if I win this campaign that people will take notice and the next time they select a candidate, they will look at the principles.
 Doug Hoffman
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I work with a lot of different charities, and by that I don't mean merely by giving money, but by really getting involved hands-on. I've always said that one of the reasons why I was put on this Earth was to help people. That's something I've always enjoyed both here in America and if I have the opportunity when I'm traveling out of the country. For example, I like to visit orphanages to spend time with the children. That's very important to me.
 Janet Jackson
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I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record.
 Jason Schwartzman