Jason Segel Quotes
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
Jason Segel
Quotes to Explore
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
Wanda Sykes
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov
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There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.
J. Michael Straczynski
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The less lines, the better. I am the silent film actor, but not in a slapstick sort of way. Film is an image-based medium, so whatever you can say without the words is far more provocative and punctuating. If the lines are not funny or if they don't advance the story, sometimes it's hard. I hate talk in movies.
Callum Keith Rennie
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To be honest, I've made a game out of trying to live through my James Dean, Janis Joplin, Freddie Prinze, Jim Morrison period, those demons that we all have that we're either successful or not at making work for us rather than destroy us.
Patrick Swayze
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I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
Malcolm Wilson
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Dane Cook
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Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
Taylor Hawkins
Foo Fighters
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It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.
Naima Adedapo
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I definitely at times notice a difference in service when I go out. You know, I can walk in to grab a cup of coffee or walk in to have lunch or dinner, and people definitely seem on their best behavior, which is funny, or I start to see people clean up around me, which I always find really, really amusing.
Tabatha Coffey
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I'd love to do theater. I've done so many plays in my life. I still think of that as my main thing.
Taylor Schilling
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I have taken taking my music to labels for years, and everyone just thought it was creepy. They thought the images with the music were weird and verging on psychotic.
Lana Del Rey
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My father, Eric Trethewey, is a poet, so I had one right inside the house. And on long trips, he'd tell me, if I got bored in the car, to write a poem about it. And I did find that poetry was a way for me, I think as it for a lot of people, to articulate those things that seem hardest to say.
Natasha Trethewey
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I think paranormal experiences are very personal, again, if they are that. Yes, sometimes I've felt that some things I would personally believe enough for me to take action on it... like, you know, I felt something happen in a hotel once that made me never stay there again.
Andrea Corr
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All men have happiness as their object: there is no exception. However different the means they employ, they all aim at the same end.
Blaise Pascal
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Most misfortunes are the result of misused time.
Napoleon Hill
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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
Jason Segel
