Jason Segel Quotes
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
Jason Segel
Quotes to Explore
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
Wanda Sykes
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I like being scared, so I've always liked fairy tales because they're kind of creepy.
Lana Parrilla
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov
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There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.
J. Michael Straczynski
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The less lines, the better. I am the silent film actor, but not in a slapstick sort of way. Film is an image-based medium, so whatever you can say without the words is far more provocative and punctuating. If the lines are not funny or if they don't advance the story, sometimes it's hard. I hate talk in movies.
Callum Keith Rennie
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To be honest, I've made a game out of trying to live through my James Dean, Janis Joplin, Freddie Prinze, Jim Morrison period, those demons that we all have that we're either successful or not at making work for us rather than destroy us.
Patrick Swayze
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I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
Malcolm Wilson
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Dane Cook
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Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
Taylor Hawkins
Foo Fighters
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It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.
Naima Adedapo
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I definitely at times notice a difference in service when I go out. You know, I can walk in to grab a cup of coffee or walk in to have lunch or dinner, and people definitely seem on their best behavior, which is funny, or I start to see people clean up around me, which I always find really, really amusing.
Tabatha Coffey
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I'd love to do theater. I've done so many plays in my life. I still think of that as my main thing.
Taylor Schilling
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Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
Jerry Coleman
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Most directors that I've worked with - I've worked with before, especially in Holland - and they know that I'm somebody who talks and asks, and talks, and talks, and talks and questions and turns things around. I'm like a little cat, walking around my little nest until I find my place.
Carice van Houten
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As a kid, I kind of spent my life being amazed by being tricked. I love being tricked. I still love it today.
Daniel Craig
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I think the No. 1 thing that helps me get through every single day is the support of my friends and my family.
Kerri Walsh Jennings
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The Gospel of Thomas claims to be the secret sayings of Jesus. There are 114 of them, so it says many things, but the central message is that Jesus is the one who reveals the divine light that brought the universe into being, and that you and I also reveal that light.
Elaine Pagels
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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
Jason Segel
