Jason Segel Quotes
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.
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The less lines, the better. I am the silent film actor, but not in a slapstick sort of way. Film is an image-based medium, so whatever you can say without the words is far more provocative and punctuating. If the lines are not funny or if they don't advance the story, sometimes it's hard. I hate talk in movies.
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To be honest, I've made a game out of trying to live through my James Dean, Janis Joplin, Freddie Prinze, Jim Morrison period, those demons that we all have that we're either successful or not at making work for us rather than destroy us.
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I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
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It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.
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I'd love to do theater. I've done so many plays in my life. I still think of that as my main thing.
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I have taken taking my music to labels for years, and everyone just thought it was creepy. They thought the images with the music were weird and verging on psychotic.
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My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show.
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We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.
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I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!
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I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
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The perfect antidote to dark, cold and creepy is light, warm and cozy.
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I had a very funny family.
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
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And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
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I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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Nashville is the place where I first realized how impossible it is to look at someone and know what is inside them, what special something they possess.
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My hero is Roger Federer.
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I mostly wear hats or put scarves over my head because I like to have a low profile when I go out.
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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
