Jason Segel Quotes
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
Jason Segel
Quotes to Explore
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
Wanda Sykes
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I like being scared, so I've always liked fairy tales because they're kind of creepy.
Lana Parrilla
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov
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Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.
J. Tillman
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There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.
J. Michael Straczynski
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The less lines, the better. I am the silent film actor, but not in a slapstick sort of way. Film is an image-based medium, so whatever you can say without the words is far more provocative and punctuating. If the lines are not funny or if they don't advance the story, sometimes it's hard. I hate talk in movies.
Callum Keith Rennie
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To be honest, I've made a game out of trying to live through my James Dean, Janis Joplin, Freddie Prinze, Jim Morrison period, those demons that we all have that we're either successful or not at making work for us rather than destroy us.
Patrick Swayze
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I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
Malcolm Wilson
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Dane Cook
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Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
Taylor Hawkins
Foo Fighters
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It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.
Naima Adedapo
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I definitely at times notice a difference in service when I go out. You know, I can walk in to grab a cup of coffee or walk in to have lunch or dinner, and people definitely seem on their best behavior, which is funny, or I start to see people clean up around me, which I always find really, really amusing.
Tabatha Coffey
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You have to know when to be arrogant. You have to when to be humble. You have to know when to be hard and you have to know when to be soft.
Talib Kweli
Black Star
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«You are going to raise VAT on this child who came here! The marshmallows! You are going to raise VAT on the marshmallows!'
Mariano Rajoy
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Wherever I am, I always do yoga every day. I think it's so important for my physical health in sport.
Christen Press
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Call it vanity, call it arrogant presumption, call it what you wish, but I would grope for the nearest open grave if I had no newspaper to work for, no need to search for and sometimes find the winged word that just fits, no keen wonder over what each unfolding day may bring.
Bob Considine
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There is a worst part, and it is this: we spend more time with each other than we do with our wives and children, and we work very long hours - we work non-stop - so when we need to shut off, we need to be separate, or else we - or else we just slip into our work mode.
Anthony Russo
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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
Jason Segel
