Jason Segel Quotes

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'

Jason Segel

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• I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'

  

  Jason Segel
  • She
  • Cute
  • Girly