Jay Leno Quotes
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
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We are skinny; this is our work. There are lots of overweight people working in offices, but I'm not going to say, 'This girl is fat; she can't work in an office.'
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The solution to women's issues can only be achieved in a free and democratic society in which human energy is liberated, the energy of both women and men together. Our civilization is called human civilization and is not attributed only to men or women.
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My big love was the Beatles. I was more into music.
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We are shallow because we have become enslaved by gross materialism, the glitter of gold and its equivalents, for which reason we think that only the material goods of this earth can satisfy us and we must therefore grab as much as can while we are able.
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I don't like running when I'm holding things in my hand, whether it's a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up.
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Let the people on both sides keep their self-possession, and just as other clouds have cleared away in due time, so will this, and this great nation shall continue to prosper as before.
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All my fiction starts from a feeling of unique perception, the pressure of a secret, a story that needs to be told.
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Ultimately, literature is nothing but carpentry. With both you are working with reality, a material just as hard as wood.
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I'm trying to work, be diverse and multi-talented.
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I hate dentists. That's why my tooth fell out. I was in the middle of a root canal and wouldn't go back, so it just dropped out when I was in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
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I grew up with Bond.
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My dad wouldn't let me date until I was 16.
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One way or another, Gaza's residents must live in peace with Israel.
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The understanding of art depends finally upon one's willingness to extend one's humanity and one's knowledge of human life.
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Every year, some 65,000 high school students - many of them star students and leaders in their communities - are unable to go to college or get a good job because they have no legal status.
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I want to be in love with what I do at all times, and I want to stay in love.
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When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these dumb comedy tapes. I would often make prank phone calls, but I would also do it with friends.
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I started doing improv my sophomore year.
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Because I was poor I had one special advantage. When you are poor, and basic survival is your concern, you have no alternative but to be an entrepreneur. You must take action to survive just as you must take action to seize an opportunity.
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I met Bill Clinton; he's a very nice guy. Yeah, Bill Clinton's cool.
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Living in New York, for me at least, just keeps it very real and keeps my feet firmly planted on the ground.
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I just really respond to comics. I find it a really exciting medium.
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More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
