Jeff Dunham Quotes
My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they can watch the performances and hear the crowds. Traveling with eighty-something-year-olds on a tour bus... there has to be some sort of reality show in that.
Quotes to Explore
-
I don't really love to perform in music. Some people like it more, but it's not my thing so much, but just the writing, when you get the lyric, and the lyric just goes just the right way, or you find the right bridge that takes you to the solo, and those moments are tremendous, and it's difficult to portray.
-
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
-
The government would be able to go to court with respect to newspaper articles, broadcast pieces and the like that they thought were bad or harmful or even against the government and try to block them.
-
Our guiding principle was that design is neither an intellectual nor a material affair, but simply an integral part of the stuff of life, necessary for everyone in a civilized society.
-
When you're in prison, and we're left to our own devices, you're stripped of everything, and you really get to see who these people are, the good and the bad.
-
A little and a little, collected together, becomes a great deal; the heap in the barn consists of single grains, and drop and drop make the inundation.
-
Iraq did not spontaneously opt for disarmament. They did it as part of a ceasefire, so they were forced to do it, otherwise the war might have gone on. So the motivation has been very different.
-
I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams.
-
Disease generally begins that equality which death completes.
-
Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen.
-
You never want to have that ticking clock and know that you had all this time and didn't use it.
-
People think that if you have a huge appetite, then you'll be better at it. But actually, it's how you confront the food that is brought to you. You have to be mentally and psychologically prepared.
-
Curiosity does, no less than devotion, pilgrims make.
-
If people don't get paid for their inventions, that's not a good thing. In the case of many patents, there are people who aren't in a position to take them to the next level. If you don't enforce your rights, no one is going to enforce them for you.
-
There are those people that eat to live and those that live to eat. I am of the latter, as many of you already know. To me, eating is an adventure.
-
When I was a kid, we got in a cipher and battled each other lyrically. We told jokes and made the hottest dance moves.
-
I like to say it's an attitude of not just thinking outside the box, but not even seeing the box.
-
There are no heroes in most of my stories. I look at our society with a critical eye and find nothing extraordinary in the people I see.
-
I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
-
We owe it to our service men and women and their families, who sacrificed so much for our country, to find out the answers they deserve and make care and treatment for them, their children, and their grandchildren a priority.
-
I have long believed that it is only right and appropriate that before one sleeps with someone, one should be able – if called upon to do so – to make them a proper omelet in the morning. Surely that kind of civility and selflessness would be both good manners and good for the world.
-
The motion pictures I have made and the plays I have chosen to direct represent my convictions.
-
By now, you've probably caught on to something: my mother is always standing by with just the right Scripture or inspirational saying to get me through any tough situation.
-
My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they can watch the performances and hear the crowds. Traveling with eighty-something-year-olds on a tour bus... there has to be some sort of reality show in that.
