Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
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Nothing is over and done with. Nothing. Not even your malice.
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Honesty will never break you.
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Every debate in Washington is about how much to increase spending - a little or a lot.
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I don't think it is just in the world of politics. The lack of civility in society as a whole, some of it, I believe, is very much fueled by social media and frankly, it's fueled by the fact that journalism is not journalism any more.
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We care about margins.
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To me hair dressing means shape. It's very important that the foundations should be right.
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Usually, it's the guys who want to get better so they can get more playing time who are always in the gym.
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A good opening and a good ending make for a good film provide they come close together.
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I said to Ruth Rendell, 'When you've written as many books as you have, it's easier.' She said, 'No dear, it gets harder'.
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They thought we were going to hurt the game, but we just wanted to help ourselves, because the players needed to get together to protect their interests.
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I really want to play a superhero. I want to take the role-model thing up a notch. I've always been a fan of movies and TV, and to be able to play the ultimate TV superhero would be awesome.
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On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
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Beauty is an asset, just like physical prowess, charisma, brains or emotional intelligence. The key with any gift is in the way that you use it. It doesn't define you as a person. Rather, it's an asset to be used judiciously and with an understanding of how it is just a small part of who you are.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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The immigration issue is, I recognize, one that generates a lot of passion, but it does not make sense for us to want to push talent out.
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When I learned to play music, I was listening to blues music. And all the blues music I liked was super simple and stripped down. And then all the hip hop I liked was super simple and stripped down and we always heard that connection.
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One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
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Physical infidelity is the signal, the notice given, that all fidelities are undermined.
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It's not really possible to open 'The Casual Vacancy' without a lot of expectations both high and low crashing around in your brain and distorting your vision. There's no point pretending they're not there.
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I live with romance in my brain. I'm a true-blue Cancerian like that.
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A publicly run health care program could compete with private insurance companies, which have a record of overcharging and underperforming.
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I seem to myself, among civilised men, an intruder, a troglodyte enamored of decrepitude, plunged into subversive prayers.
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I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
