Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
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Nothing is over and done with. Nothing. Not even your malice.
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Honesty will never break you.
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Every debate in Washington is about how much to increase spending - a little or a lot.
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I don't think it is just in the world of politics. The lack of civility in society as a whole, some of it, I believe, is very much fueled by social media and frankly, it's fueled by the fact that journalism is not journalism any more.
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We care about margins.
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To me hair dressing means shape. It's very important that the foundations should be right.
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Usually, it's the guys who want to get better so they can get more playing time who are always in the gym.
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The United States should not engage in tit-for-tat polemics directed at its most important allies. That is as demeaning as it is destructive.
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A good opening and a good ending make for a good film provide they come close together.
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I said to Ruth Rendell, 'When you've written as many books as you have, it's easier.' She said, 'No dear, it gets harder'.
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They thought we were going to hurt the game, but we just wanted to help ourselves, because the players needed to get together to protect their interests.
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I really want to play a superhero. I want to take the role-model thing up a notch. I've always been a fan of movies and TV, and to be able to play the ultimate TV superhero would be awesome.
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There is nothing more exciting than having a life devoted to fundamental knowledge and to contributing to advance the borders of knowledge.
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On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
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Beauty is an asset, just like physical prowess, charisma, brains or emotional intelligence. The key with any gift is in the way that you use it. It doesn't define you as a person. Rather, it's an asset to be used judiciously and with an understanding of how it is just a small part of who you are.
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I come with bad genetics, personally.
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We treat old people so badly. There is nothing easy about 80.
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As he had so many times before, Taleswapper addressed a few silent words to God, which always came down to this question: Why do you put us to so much trouble, when it all comes to naught in the end?...And, as usual, God had nothing much to say to Taleswapper when his questioning was done.
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I think all of the secrets of the universe are revealed in history. We understand who we are by understanding where we've been and why we are the way we are, and where we come from.
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I love Milan, and I'm not just saying that. It's a city that gives me a great sense of euphoria. I can't explain why, but I feel a special energy there.
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Strangers who have seen Shaw face to face are wont to report their surprise at his gentleness and consideration, his willingness to listen and his complete lack of pose.
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I have to shut down from other artists, because otherwise I end up giving them my stories.
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I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
