Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
 
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	I've never quite worked out how to do holidays. I've got a house in France which I suppose is a kind of holiday house. But it's really only so I can go on drawing when I get there. I'm never far away from the feeling that I want to be getting on with something.   
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	I was just so excited to have a child! I held him up like he was Simba in 'The Lion King.' I wanted to sing 'The Circle of Life.'   
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	My history teacher was utterly terrifying, but her lessons were very inspiring. She got me interested in people and stories, which then led me to acting.   
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	I don't pretend to be anything but an actor and a writer.   
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	It was just such a demeaning thing to do, being in silent movies. They'd call you up and tell you, 'Hey, jump off this building!' and they'd give you a hundred bucks, and you'd do it.   
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	Getting four people awake, fed, dressed, and out the door on time is a challenge. Add to that making a school lunch, and you can tilt over the edge. Unless you are well prepared and have a simple method to follow.   
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	Go to the doctor, get a checkup, and get Pap smears regularly. Cervical cancer is very preventable, and if you catch it early, there are tons of ways to treat it as well.   
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	Minorities within nation-states frayed by global capitalism are naturally more resentful of hollowed-out but still heavily centralised systems of political and economic domination.   
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	There's a Washington standard of casually putting things off the record. It's really gone too far. I don't know an easy way to turn it back.   
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	I get my gossip from 'Nashville' on ABC.   
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	I care so passionately about improving the quality of life for women and girls, not just here in the United States, but internationally as well. I am a single mom and I raised a daughter who is now a young adult.   
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	I was born behind the Iron Curtain, and I remember heated discussions about large-scale terra-forming projects, such as reversing the direction of the river Ob or putting up large reflectors into space to heat up Siberia.   
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	One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.   
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	You could give the best audition ever and not get the role or not get a callback because you just weren't what they were looking for.   
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	We have a lot of talented people in this Congress, and we can avoid a lot of unintended consequences if we just included them.   
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	A man is truly free, even here in this embodied state, if he knows that God is the true agent and he by himself is powerless to do anything.   
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	It's an intolerable abuse of power to have employees who are supposed to be advancing the public interest actually working on political campaigns.   
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	I think I like big issues, but I don't believe in God or religion.   
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	We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It's a death trap.   
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	Techniques such as genetic engineering, psychoactive drugs and electronic control of the brain make possible a transformation of the species into docile, fully-obedient, 'safe' organisms.   
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	In cold weather states like Vermont, where the weather can get to 20 below zero, home heating assistance is critically important. In fact, it is a life and death issue.   
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	Without secrecy there would be no pornography. But secrecy and modesty are two utterly different things.   
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	Every industry has slack times, and everyone has bad days at work.   
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	When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					