Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
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There was just a lot of comedy on the TV in the house, and my parents are both very funny.
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I've never left them to go do a film. No, we all go together. I could never leave them. My kids are my whole world.
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If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives... But up close a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern.
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What I love is dropping into someone else's life and exploring it.
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You can't control where your heart goes.
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I hear odd tracks from my albums every now and again on the radio, or maybe a friend plays me something.
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The politics of the Cape Town Metro, which allows an executive Mayoral committee to make secret decisions which affect you, behind closed doors, is wrong!
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If there is the right opportunity for us to have a big oil play in Congo or somewhere else, we will definitely go for it.
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Growing up, there were TV shows that were very funny but very traditional. Classic things like 'Fawlty Towers,' obviously, and 'Blackadder' were pretty traditionally shot. And then there were the ones that start to break the mold or be really ambitious. The ones that spring particularly to mind would be 'The Young Ones.'
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I am at war... with the principal personage of traditional philosophy, that abstract subject who masquerades as everyone and anyone, but is really a male subject in disguise.
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I am just a plain Jew; I mean have no training.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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I've been in situations where I was the only black guy. We're in a time now where nobody wants to see that. But it still happens.
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We don't worry about the integrity of our game. I'm more focused on the atmosphere in the arena, and that's something we're comfortable with going forward.
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Life is God's art.
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I think being gay and gay people are the most wonderful things in the world. I wish all of us could have the power and pride to benefit from what is rightfully ours. Why isn't there an enormous building in Washington called the 'National Association of Lesbian and Gay Concerns' to lobby for us?
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When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white; when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.
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In life, there's no such thing as an unmitigated good.
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The hunger of the eye is not to be despised; and they are to be pitied who have starvation of the eye.
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Like wildflowers you must allow yourself to grow in all the places people thought you never would.
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Out of respect for my gay male readers, I'll resist the temptation to characterize this ruling as 'shoving gay marriage down our throats.'
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Usually when I drank too much, I could guess why I did so, the objective being to murder a state of consciousness that I didn't have the courage to sustain--a fear of heights, which sometimes during the carnival of the 1960s accompanied my attempts to transform the bourgeois journalist into an avant-garde novelist. The stepped-up ambition was a commonplace among the would-be William Faulkners of my generation; nearly always it resulted in commercial failure and literary embarrassment.
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Every time we spend a federal dollar, what we're doing is we're pulling money out of somebody's pocket, and we're giving it to somebody else.
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Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
