Jennifer Coolidge Quotes
I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting for, like, five hours and she would pay me 80 cents, with a phony smile. I used to go home fuming to my mum.
Quotes to Explore
-
I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.
-
There are hours when I must force the novel out of my mind and be interested in the children.
-
I do Athlete Devotion throughout all my fight camps. I am a Christian, so I fight with God first, and I have my devotions with me everywhere I go.
-
I don't know if it has set in or not. Honestly, it's crazy. It's such an amazing honor. I remember thinking back to being in my room waiting for the call to see if I got the part. It's like winning the lottery. I'm proud to be a member of such an amazing cast - that's the best award of all.
-
Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.
-
That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes.
-
When I talk to people in need, they tell me they want to hope; they are eager for opportunity; they are ready for better days. And I can tell you that every time their hopes are disappointed, all nations lose.
-
Sometimes I hope that through osmosis I might get a workout - just by wearing the clothes.
-
It is a debt we owe to the purity of our religion to show that it is at variance with that law which warrants slavery.
-
The biggest cowards are managers who don't let people know where they stand.
-
War is not merely a political act but a real political instrument, a continuation of political intercourse, a carrying out of the same by other means.
-
To put me through school my morn had to work, so I was a latchkey kid.
-
The happy combination of fortuitous circumstances.
-
I'd love to work with Kanye West. He's gone through a lot of stuff in the public eye, but his music is genius. He always takes risks.
-
Yidaki didgeridoo has been used in every part of Australian regional culture, all around the country. It's become a message stick for the survival of those people, for aboriginal people and aboriginal culture.
-
Environmentalism is a form of pagan fundamentalism. These green wackos are fanatics like al-Quaida. Just like them.
-
Squid don't eat jellyfish, but they eat the things that eat the jellyfish. Jellyfishes put on a lightshow to attract a larger predator. It's caught in the clutches of something like a fish and has no hope for escape unless its lightshow attracts something bigger that will attack their attacker.
-
We need to quit arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty - and instead acknowledge that there's not quite enough water to go around.
-
It is not the money but the self-respect and wanting to create good music.
-
No, I'm not going to retire. Not going anywhere. I'm focused on the UFC. It's the biggest stage.
-
I wouldn't miss the opening of a door.
-
The genuine Guru is God's representative and he speaks about God and nothing else.
-
One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs.
-
I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting for, like, five hours and she would pay me 80 cents, with a phony smile. I used to go home fuming to my mum.
