Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes
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In Kazakhstan the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
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Dictators are ludicrous characters, and, you know, in my career and in my life, I've always enjoyed sort of inhabiting these ludicrous, larger-than-life characters that somehow exist in the real world.
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Is it named after Michael Jordan?
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To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.
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Does this country really exist?
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I is here standing outside the United Nations of Benetton. Which is where representatives from the three corners of the world come to end wars, international drug trafficking, and everything else that is a bit of a laugh.
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Which is the funniest language? It's French, isn't it?
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I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible.
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I is here with the geezer who was the Secretary-General of the United Nations. His name be none other than my man, Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
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I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.
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Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.
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For a number of years in England nobody had any idea what I looked like.
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I don't know if I'm brave.
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I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side of America that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Ken Davitian.
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Jews have a tendency to become comedians.
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I think I think in the moment. So when I'm in character, I'm in character, and I'm obviously thinking about what's going on around me, but it's easier to do stuff when you're in character.
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I enjoyed being anonymous.
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I've never really done any interviews as myself.
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The moment I appeared the crowd started jeering and booing and shouting ‘faggot’ and spitting, I had hired a bodyguard and when the jeering started I turned to see where the bodyguard was, I could just see the back of his head as he was running out of the stadium.
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Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far.
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Don't listen to me. I'm not a politician. I know nothing about politics. But people are cheering when something very bad happens to him [Donald Trump]. So that's got to make you think before voting for him.
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Is that a real country?
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With all respect, why do you give crap countries a vote?
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There's a joke in the movie...it's got a fairytale ending, and this is a spoiler: Donald Trump does contract HIV. I think people are upset about that, mainly because they feel the reputation of AIDS has been destroyed by associating it with Donald Trump.