Jerry Coleman Quotes
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

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I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.
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I went online with winelibrary.com in July of 1997; that was my first professional online play.
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In common with all Protestant or Jewish cultures, America was developed on the idea that your word is your bond. Otherwise, the frontier could never have been opened, 'cause it was lawless. A man's word had to mean something.
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When I won the belt, it was kind of a precedent... The only Canadian to have ever held it.
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I'm a machine man, and I head a machine.
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I love the simplicity and freedom of running. A pair of shoes, and you are all set to explore new trails.
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Science is Christian, not when it condemns itself to the letter of things, but when, in the infinitely little, it discovers as many mysteries and as much depth and power as in the infinitely great.
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I'm not embarrassed about who I am. I'm not apologetic.
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I use debit cards for everyday purchases, as I don't believe in credit cards. But this has caused problems, especially with American touring, because I refuse to have a credit card - and in America you can't pay for anything on a debit card.
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I am not the kind of director who sits in a chair smoking a cigar talking with a microphone to 10 assistants. I need to move. To touch. To put a painting on a wall. To arrange a set.
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I think the way IBM has embraced the open source philosophy has been quite astonishing, but gratifying. I hope they'll do very well with it.
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The National Surveillance State doesn't want anyone to be able to communicate without the authorities being able to monitor that communication.
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I say 'no' to nothing, 'yes' to moderation. That's how I approach everything. No matter if it's candy or foie gras. When you have the real deal, you're satisfied with that one bite. I say go full throttle and call it a day.
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People always give me styling products and stuff.
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Hizb ut-Tahrir spearheaded the radicalization of the 1990s and cultivated an atmosphere of anger.
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Les Miserables is one of my favorite stories.
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I love blues. My grandfather did blues.
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Oddly, in a sense, I still have more confidence as a director than my ability as a writer. Somehow, directing is just really easy. It's just about being really honest about how you feel about what you're seeing.
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I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable.
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
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I'm pretty gross. When I talk I can be gross and crude.
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Stop whining about getting old. It's a privilege. A lot of people who are dead wish they were still alive.
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.