Jerry Only Quotes
My job is not babysitting people; my job is focusing on making the best band I possibly can.
Quotes to Explore
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If men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe.
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By the end of high school, I would do shows at the theater at night and then take the train home and go to school the next morning.
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If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.
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The army is the true nobility of our country.
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I am forced to say that I have many fiercer critics than myself.
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My friends in the TV news business are in a state of despair about Donald Trump, even as their bosses in the boardroom are giddy over what he's doing for their once sagging ratings.
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I'm a chubby middle-aged white guy with short hair. I think that's it, really. I kind of have a look. Right now, I'm not fat enough to be the fat friend, but I'm not thin enough to be the leading man, so I look like a cop.
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Exigencies create the necessary ability to meet and conquer them.
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Reverence is fatal to literature.
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There's no biography so interesting as the one in which the biographer is present.
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Morrissey wrote a really gorgeous song for me. I'm crazy for that man. And he thinks I'm hip!
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I've got no respect for any young man who won't join the colors.
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Things get so sloppy when you're under the influence.
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I never really thought of myself as being an action hero or a leading man or any of that. I'm a character actor.
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I'm in a sketch comedy group in school and I also do stand-up.
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As straight Americans we have two choices: we can choose to sit back and enjoy our rights as we have them, or we can realize that it is actually not freedom at all when our friends, family, neighbors, and colleagues do not share these basic rights.
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One of these topics we talk about with the team on our 'Competition Wednesday' is iron sharpening iron. That's the process we go through to get each other ready, and that's why we have some periods where we get to compete against one another.
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Sir Rodin convinced my parents to have me committed; they are all in Paris to arrange it.
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I'm kind of like an open wound all the time, and that's hard. It's hard to deal with, especially in this industry. Every time I leave a movie, I feel like I'm going to die. Because you connect with these people, and then they all leave. I wish I wasn't like that, but I am.
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We hide our racism. We just go on about our lives - may I say, white Canadians go on about their lives. African-Canadians understand racism, Indigenous Canadians understand racism: they see it all the time, they live with it.
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You are that rarest of creatures: a man with the wisdom to see beyond his own time.
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The problem with forbearance is that it always looks like a good thing to do until it stops working.
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Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and I hope I'm pronouncing that right.
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My job is not babysitting people; my job is focusing on making the best band I possibly can.
