Jesse Lee Soffer Quotes
Every guy's got to own a watch. I'm a watch guy. Men don't get to wear jewelry, really, and that's the one item that we can make our own and personalize our stuff with.
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The advantage doesn't come because you can run more than someone over 90 minutes. The advantage comes when, in the tenth minute, I'm sprinting back and making another guy chase me. By the end of the game, that guy's worn down, but I can still keep going at the same pace.
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I'm typically single. I'm the girl who - I call it girl-next-door-itis - the hot guy is friends with and gets all his relationship advice from but never considers dating.
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As a child I really didn't like men at all, in fact.
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Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others... that's gross.
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We who grew up with 'drop and cover' drills know all too well what wonders science can bring us, and we like to see the guy in the white lab coat suffer a little. Or a lot.
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Men and women have roles - their roles are different, but their rights are equal.
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I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me.
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Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor.
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In all good westerns, the good guy is always a little bit questionable because he kind-of has to make moral judgments.
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The first 50 years of the cinema were absolutely great years. Original minds were at work establishing the ways to tell a story. And what is happening now is a copying, a pastiche-ing of what was done by great men.
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Even after they had stopped modeling for Playboy and had settled down with other men to raise families of their own, Hugh Hefner still considered them his women, and in the bound volumes of his magazine he would always possess them.
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I have yet to see a piece of writing, political or non-political, that doesn't have a slant. All writing slants the way a writer leans, and no man is born perpendicular, although many men are born upright.
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We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.
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It has always been a mystery to me how men can feel themselves honoured by the humiliation of their fellow beings.
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I want to do a make-up line for men.
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Young women and men who joined the far-left groups did so for the best of reasons. They wanted to change the world. Many fought against the stifling atmosphere in many groups.
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Violent men have not been known in history to die to a man. They die up to a point.
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Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the discipline of shrews at home.
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Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics.
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Miami is not optimal for raising a child.
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For anyone, the most important thing is to play good, to perform good, to score goals for your team.
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My grandmother always said, 'when you receive a paycheck, you always have to put a certain amount to your savings, and 10 percent right away to charity.'
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Would you trust the linguistic intuitions of someone who has been studying Latin or Greek for three days?
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Every guy's got to own a watch. I'm a watch guy. Men don't get to wear jewelry, really, and that's the one item that we can make our own and personalize our stuff with.
