Jim Gaffigan Quotes

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

Jim Gaffigan

Quotes to Explore

As you know with the Arab Spring, there were no dividends.

Najib Razak
- You
- Know
- Spring
Writers have an opinion about the world and offer arguments about the world. They should offer contemplation.

Salman Rushdie
- World
- Opinion
- Should
Montenegro belongs to a rare number of countries that have managed to make progress on every internationally recognisable indicator.

Igor Luksic
- Progress
- Number
- Rare
In the governments, as we've witnessed in the past, they had to hide. Because there's a lot of concentration on the friends-and-family club... We're not about that. That's not the government of the future of the State of New York. What's gonna pull this state out of the doldrums that it's in right now is an honest and open government.

Carl Paladino
- Family
- Friends
- Future
To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets.

Barack Obama
- Friends
- Black
- Rock
Any time you get two people in a room who disagree about anything, the time of day, there is a scene to be written. That's what I look for.

Aaron Sorkin
- People
- Time
- Day