Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?
Quotes to Explore
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When people who love the ocean come together, they can achieve extraordinary things.
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It's hard to say conversation has become a minimal thing, because look at the rise of mobile communications in the last 10 years. It used to be only the president had a mobile phone. Now everyone on earth, even if they have nothing else, they have a cell phone.
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I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
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I secretly wanted to act. I also wanted be a toy designer and make puppets.
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We need to understand the difference between freedom of religion - which is absolutely guaranteed and I would fervently defend. Sharia law is politics; it's not religion. If you say that a woman is voluntarily going to be of lesser value than a man, which is in sharia law, can we allow that?
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The Palestinians are the only nation in the world that feels with certainty that today is better than what the days ahead will hold. Tomorrow always heralds a worse situation.
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Soul is the central point of spiritual discipline.
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In the dressing room, we've just made it really Zen: low lighting, lots of candles, and fresh, healthy food.
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Men are likely to be quite generous, especially financially.
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I'm a huge Sia fan. I love Sia, I have just about all of her stuff.
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'People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.'
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I believe this judgment should firmly convince any trade unionist that it is useless hoping for justice in the courts of this land. The only way we are going to obtain justice in my view is by fighting for democracy as our forefathers did in establishing the trade union and Labour movements.
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I just believe that whatever I post should be my content.
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Bottom line: If you can't spare some time to give your employees the chance to wow you, you'll never get the best from them.
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Actually I do support a charity, DefendersofWildLife.org. They help protect endangered species.
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The works must be conceived with fire in the soul but executed with clinical coolness.
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I think as far as any kind of pressure on a football team or on an individual in professional sports really depends not only on that individual but the leadership they have on the team and the leadership they have on the coaching staff. A lot of times, they can divert some of those pressures off of the individual and off of the team.
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From a young age, I had done a lot of theater and musical theater. I wasn't really sure what I wanted to do with my life, but every time I was away from acting, I just felt very incomplete and a little stir crazy.
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The full meaning of a language is never translatable into another. We may speak several languages but one of them always remains the one in which we live. In order completely to assimilate a language it would be necessary to make the world which it expresses one's own and one never does belong to two worlds at once.
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I learned that coming out was crucial to self-esteem.
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
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I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.
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Incessant company is as bad as solitary confinement.
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Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?
