Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I do kind of aspire to do comedy that appeals to a wide range of audiences and doesn't divide people. I never want to do material that makes people laugh at the expense of making other people feel bad - not to say I'm not guilty of that at times. ... I try and make humor out of the really important issues of the day, like Hot Pockets and elevators and not wanting to get out of bed.
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I don't think nostalgia has to be negative.
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I was a tomboy and didn't pay too much attention to my clothes.
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The crew loves working on the show, even though we have to work really hard. There's nobody in the show that's difficult. We really have a great group.
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I go to a regular school still, and I have the normal life of a regular kid.
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The publishing industry is an archaic and inefficient industry.
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Any time you have an injury, it's going to be tough.
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Love, in the eyes of the world, is either a carnal appetite or a vague fancy, which possession extinguishes or absence destroys. That is why it is commonly said, with a strange abuse of words, that passion does not endure.
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I open the doors for everybody all the time.
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When you go all over the world for work, your dream vacation is your bedroom.
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We conclude that in the field of public education the doctrine of 'separate but equal' has no place.
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Making music is fantastic.
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If wanted to play a sport, I played a sport. If I wanted to do things that many girls born in 1950 didn't do, I did it.
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Names, once they are in common use, quickly become mere sounds, their etymology being buried, like so many of the earth's marvels, beneath the dust of habit.
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I was told that, when 'Betrayal' was being produced by one of the provincial companies in England, the two actors playing those roles actually went into a pub one day and played that scene as if it were really happening to them. The people around them became very uncomfortable.
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If I don't train enough, of course I'm nervous.
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I love working with women.
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But even writing the column for the 'Telegraph,' that idea of working to deadlines, which as an actor that's not something you have to do in the same way. It's excited me into wanting to do a bit more.
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When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.
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Radio and TV can still push a band, but things need to be shaken up. There is the Internet, but mostly what I see there is little kids on YouTube playing music.
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You know sometimes when you're in a really bad mood and you're not sure why? That's how I get sometimes.
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Futurists don't consider overpopulation one of the issues of the future. They consider it the issue of the future.
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I know many people have said it before, but there is nothing a cup of coffee and a new pair of shoes can't fix!
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I like to feel prejudice towards people who are prejudice.
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I do kind of aspire to do comedy that appeals to a wide range of audiences and doesn't divide people. I never want to do material that makes people laugh at the expense of making other people feel bad - not to say I'm not guilty of that at times. ... I try and make humor out of the really important issues of the day, like Hot Pockets and elevators and not wanting to get out of bed.
