Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"
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Don't know if I'm a nerd - I'm more of a geek.
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I always believed that my work should be unfinished in the sense that I encourage people to add their creativity to it, either conceptually or physically. Back in the 1960s, I was calling for 'Unfinished Music,' number one, and number two, with my artwork - I was taking unfinished work into the gallery. And that's how I was looking at it.
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I never want any problems with anybody in this world.
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Mourning in America, Savage Love column, The Stranger, 15 November 2016
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So great that John McCain is coming back to vote. Brave - American hero! Thank you John.
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When somebody says to you the real USC is in L.A., tell them we were a school before they were a state.
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One of the things that I try to be conscious about in crafting a song is the concept of bringing it home. I like to bring it somewhere familiar, someplace that people feel it's resolved, it's settled.
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I was always a little insecure. I had brothers that played football, so I was just a straight-up tomboy for a minute. I didn't know makeup and hair stuff. My friends had to tell me what a straightener was. I didn't know fashion or any of that until the label gave me a stylist.
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The word 'choice' is a fraud while people choose only what they have been taught to choose.
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We got into music to avoid a job, and get lots of girls.
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I'm intrigued by what video can do. It can endear you to a song that might pass your ears otherwise. You remember interesting imagery. It can change your perspective.
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When man can "wish away worrying," every desire will be instantly fulfilled.
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Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed.
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I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn't want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought, "Maybe I'll get better and eventually please the person who wrote about my singing." But then I thought, "I probably will never please this person. I should just do what pleases me."
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Physical training is mental warfare!
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With doing the movies I've done I don't think I would be half the person I am today.
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Friends hold a mirror up to each other; through that mirror they can see each other in ways that would not otherwise be accessible to them, and it is this mirroring that helps them improve themselves as persons.
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I was horrible at science and math. I couldn't pass a test to save my life! I'm surprised that it didn't take me until I was 20 to graduate. That's why my role is so cool - Grissom is the complete opposite of me.
