Jim Gaffigan Quotes
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
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I spent years commuting into London when I was working as a temp, and I hated the monotony of it.
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I used to have a lovely Chelsea loft - then I got divorced.
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Actors don't need a lot of talk beyond the first few sentences. They may say they don't draw on their own life, but all actors do.
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Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.
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Essentially, I'm a small-part actor who's been lucky enough to play leading roles for most of his life.
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He is still a long ways from being smooth in what we anticipate will be a system that he'll take to and enjoy, ... It's going to take him a while, as it will everybody, especially a guy who's a lead guard in a situation like that. It takes some time.
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Effective teaching involves explaining to our children what they're already observing in our lives by example.
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The most dangerous people are the ignorant.
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There were many words that you could not stand to hear and finally only the names of places had dignity. Abstract words such as glory, honor, courage, or hallow were obscene.
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We turn to dust, and all our mightiest works die too.
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Rather than caring about whether or not you are known, strive to be worth knowing.
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Who is here so vile that will not love his country?
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Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem like the strangest stranger I've ever met.
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There are a few things for the New York actor that you hope to one day cross off the bucket list. One of them was I got to do an episode of 'Blue Bloods,' which was really fun.
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Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
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Your tail, is becoming too heavy to wag.
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Every at-bat, I try to hit the ball. I don't like to strike out. I put the ball in play a lot, so I'll take the hits as they come.
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You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
