Jim Gaffigan Quotes
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
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I spent years commuting into London when I was working as a temp, and I hated the monotony of it.
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I used to have a lovely Chelsea loft - then I got divorced.
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Actors don't need a lot of talk beyond the first few sentences. They may say they don't draw on their own life, but all actors do.
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Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.
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Essentially, I'm a small-part actor who's been lucky enough to play leading roles for most of his life.
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He is still a long ways from being smooth in what we anticipate will be a system that he'll take to and enjoy, ... It's going to take him a while, as it will everybody, especially a guy who's a lead guard in a situation like that. It takes some time.
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Effective teaching involves explaining to our children what they're already observing in our lives by example.
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The most dangerous people are the ignorant.
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There were many words that you could not stand to hear and finally only the names of places had dignity. Abstract words such as glory, honor, courage, or hallow were obscene.
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We turn to dust, and all our mightiest works die too.
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Rather than caring about whether or not you are known, strive to be worth knowing.
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Who is here so vile that will not love his country?
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What we went to World War II for, at least in my mind, was not getting taken care of. It was supposed to be a brave new world, but we were getting back into the old ruts, and we were in a cold war with Russia.
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I can't answer for my mother. She was a very private person, and did not discuss a lot of things.
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The outcome, if successful, in both alchemy and individuation is a union of opposites—the coniunctionis or transcendent function—leading to alchemical gold, the philosopher’s stone, the elixir of life, or, in Jungian terms, the Self.
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I always enjoyed playing ball, and it didn't matter to me whether I played with white kids or black. I never understood why an issue was made of who I played with, and I never felt comfortable, when I grew up, telling other people how to act
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You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
