Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I was the youngest of the six kids, and to make my older siblings laugh, that was very important. I did a great impression of our dad that made them all laugh, so that gave me a lot of power within the family.
Jim Gaffigan
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My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.
Oprah Winfrey
When the British became Christian, Christianity in no way altered their political organisation.
Sabine Baring-Gould
Hungary is, in a word, in a state of WAR against the Hapsburg dynasty, a war of legitimate defence, by which alone it can ever regain independence and freedom.
Lajos Kossuth
Yes, my parents are strict about me having a childhood. I go ice skating and sledding, and swimming in the summer.
Jackie Evancho
When you're a big money earner and your husband isn't, it makes you question how feminine you are. I felt I was less feminine than if I was a supporting wife, or a second fiddle, or 'Mrs. Higgins.'
Barbara Corcoran
I know a lot of people who use the Internet really wisely. It enriches their lives in some way.
Patrick deWitt
When I go home, I'm not the DA. I talk to my son about his day, I talk to my daughter about her day. I'm a wife and a mother.
Jeanine Pirro
We do not expect significant spillovers from the subprime market to the rest of the economy or to the financial system.
Ben Bernanke
Sometimes people ask me how difficult the astronaut program was, but being in Sierra Leone, being responsible for the health of more than 200 people, seven days a week, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, at age 26 - that prepared me to take on a lot of different challenges.
Mae Jemison
We are part of the zeitgeist, and we are communicating in a human, real way.
Jeffrey Tambor
Speech is a very important aspect of being human. A whisper doesn't cut it.
James Earl Jones
I was the youngest of the six kids, and to make my older siblings laugh, that was very important. I did a great impression of our dad that made them all laugh, so that gave me a lot of power within the family.
Jim Gaffigan