Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Some people that work for Hot Pockets came to my Denver Paramount Theater show. They brought these hot pocket boxes the size of suit cases for me to sign. I wrote "these are WMD's" on the boxes. The HP people seem to have a good sense of humor about all of it.
Jim Gaffigan
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The typical workday, particularly in startup mode, is from nine to six or nine to seven, then you take a two-hour break to work out and eat dinner. By that time, you're relaxed, and then you work until midnight or one A.M. If there was no break with physical activity, you'd be more tired and less alert.
Aaron Patzer
It's always great when you're really needed.
Dale Murphy
I have always admired teachers because teaching, like the priesthood, medicine and writing, is a vocation. You don't become a teacher because you want wealth. It is the same with writing.
F. Sionil Jose
Nature's message is clear: we can't keep doing what we're doing now.
Kevin Spacey
I'm turning 30 years old this year ... it's better than 20, I'll tell you that. The lessons I've learned.
Christina Aguilera
Bruises fade father, but the pain remains the same. And I still remember how you kept me so afraid.
Christina Aguilera
You might find it necessary to 'snap' out of your mental inertia, moving slowly at first, then increasing your speed, until you gain complete control over your will. Be persistent no matter how slowly you may, at first, have to move. With persistence will come success.
Napoleon Hill
A smile is just such an amazing thing. And to think that some of those people can now smile because they can see you, that gives me that sort of charge, energy... that's what powers up my batteries. That's the joy that I have and that keeps me going. That's my rocket fuel, I suppose.
Gabi Hollows
The Chinese government launched China's first 24-hour news channel. And since the channel will only report stories that are favorable to the ruling party, they've decided to call it Fox News.
Conan O'Brien
My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies.
Ferdinand Joseph LaMothe
i'm afraid to breathe in case i break the spell
Sara Gruen
Tens of billions ... are going into the pockets of tens of thousands of tax preparers who ... love complexity as much as the rest of us hate it
Nicholas von Hoffman
