Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public.
Quotes to Explore
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Hebrew is the language I use to thank the Creator and, also, to swear on the road.
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Anything that's made by humans is about humans, whether it's about gods or aliens or anything; it's about some sort of expressive nature about us.
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When I admitted I needed to grow old as a woman, it was a relief.
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A goal is a dream with a deadline.
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Tsars and slaves, the intelligent and the obtuse, publicans and pharisees all have an identical legal and moral right to honor the memory of the deceased as they see fit, without regard for anyone else’s opinion and without the fear of hindering one another.
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My parents even let me switch schools, to leave my regular school to go to the producer's school, because I told them producing is what I love to do, and it makes me happy to share my music and my passion with others. I was dreaming to go to that school. I begged them. They were like, 'Yah, know what? If you are happy, we are happy.'
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There's always opposition when you do something big. I do many things that are controversial. When people see it, they love it!
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There's a million people who can go out and play the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto brilliantly, but we're the only ones who can do 'A Little Nightmare Music.'
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I can't imagine I'll be the new George Clooney. That's not really on the cards.
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Like a kick in the butt, the force of events wakes slumberous talents.
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Yes, I'm a musician. I also like to play with others, sometimes more, sometimes less.
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Is there any other job that beats being an astronaut? Who didn't want to be an astronaut? That is my question.
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Underperforming hospitals or units should accept that they have to improve the service they offer or that patients, quite properly, will go elsewhere.
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The jazz clubs wind up having only rich tourists - the kids can't come. If they do, then they spend their entire monthly allotments on a 45-minute set.
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The people of these states were victimized twice. First they were victimized by the hurricane. Second they were victimized by the ineptness of the government response.
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I used to have insecurity about my finances, then I announced that I had debt, and now I don't have any insecurities.
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Whatever helps to shape the human being - to make the individual what he is, or hinder him from being what he is not - is part of his education.
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The veil which covers the face of futurity is woven by the hand of mercy.
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I think if you listen to our records, they come at different points in your life. When people say to me that Stars records have themes, I think what they mean is we write songs - or try to write songs - that are timeless. We try to write songs that catch you at the right time in your life, and that you can hold on to. We write kitchen sink songs. If you're doing the dishes or you're driving to your mom's funeral, or if you're getting over having done MDMA and you feel sad, you can listen to Stars because we're not going to demand of you that you be cool.
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There is an explicit way to define what explicit is.
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I'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public.
