Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.Jim Gaffigan
Quotes to Explore
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God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own.
Ted Williams -
I think I would like to see more roles for South Asian performers that are more inclusive and part of the American Diaspora, the American tapestry, perhaps the way that African American and Hispanic roles have developed.
Aasif Mandvi -
Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.
Barbra Streisand -
You know you've made your mark when you're on the cover of a videogame.
Gaines Adams -
The fact we don't have a lunar base has nothing to do with the technology. It has to do with public commitment and societal support.
Mae Jemison -
Hebrew is the language I use to thank the Creator and, also, to swear on the road.
Yair Lapid
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The taps with the bat on the spikes are one for my grandmother, one for my grandfather, one for my little sister. Then the one on the helmet is showing faith in God that I can do it.
Pablo Sandoval -
Television is more of a business. You can't take as many risks, because there's so many channels now, and the advertising's dropping.
Dana Delany -
I don't follow anything blindly. I have to know the entire thing, if I have to get in to it. It might sound funny to you, but it's like using English language. I use an English word only when I know its meaning and understand its connotation. You won't hear me say, 'What's up, dude' or anything like that just for the heck of it.
Kailash Kher -
I can get a better grasp of what is going on in the world from one good Washington dinner party than from all the background information NBC piles on my desk.
Barbara Walters -
All of my songs are autobiographical.
Taylor Swift -
How are we to live with the desert, in the desert, within the desert?
Magnus Larsson
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I acted when I was a real little kid. My mother was an actress in a Miami theater company comprised of actors from Cuba like her and I was the default kid.
Yul Vazquez -
Russia can be quite a dangerous place sometimes, but I never think about it.
Marc Almond Soft Cell -
Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.
Barbara Walters -
A noble soul and real poetic talent are almost always inseparable.
Victor Hugo -
I really like one-on-one, rich relationships.
Kate Bosworth -
My writing books with positive gay characters has come more out of anger than anything else: anger at not having been able to find honest, accurate books about people like myself as a teen, books that show we're as diverse as straight people and that we can lead happy, healthy, productive lives just as straight people can.
Nancy Garden
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We can't stop the development of smarter and smarter artificial intelligences. So our alternative is to make ourselves smarter so that we always stay one step ahead.
Louis B. Rosenberg -
A person without curiosity may as well be dead.
Judy Blume -
I do not have answers to all the problems, but for sure will work to find solutions to as many as I can.
Carlos Machado -
I think the model that I look at is someone like Jakob Dylan, whose dad is obviously every bit if not more famous than mine. He's a guy who sought to build a career on his own, doing something that's a little bit different than what his father does.
Owen King -
I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
Scott Adams -
I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.
Jim Gaffigan