Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?
Quotes to Explore
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Nature is under control but not disturbed.
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God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own.
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I have fun going on Twitter and the Internet. I feel safe and comfortable, and I wish everyone could feel that way.
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Almost all our suffering is the product of our thoughts. We spend nearly every moment of our lives lost in thought, and hostage to the character of those thoughts. You can break this spell, but it takes training just like it takes training to defend yourself against a physical assault.
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One can't write for all readers. A poet cannot write for people who don't like poetry.
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Arab leaders worry more about making money from the profits they get from oil and gas that they turn the other way when Lebanon is being destroyed right next to them. Their neighbours are being murdered, but they only make calculations for their own benefit.
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My MELD score was pretty high. And the worse you get on that scale, the sooner you get a transplant. It's based on how sick you are. And believe me, I was pretty sick.
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If my career path takes me elsewhere, that's great. But comedy is my forte.
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I've been writing songs since I was at least 20. That's what I wanted to do before I became a model.
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All of my songs are autobiographical.
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My father and my mother and my sister and I have always voted Republican, always.
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Creating a role is an interesting thing - each show or each situation is different.
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There can only be democracy when money is not allowed to be spent in Politics.
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I probably follow all sports a little bit. I like hockey quite a bit. I like football. I like college basketball when it gets down to March Madness. I like baseball. I enjoy them all. I watch them all.
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I myself consider myself the most powerful figure in the world.
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It's not the winter that bothers me – it's the summers.
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My family were very poor. I am one of nine siblings: two girls and seven boys. Only my brother and I play in Europe, and then three more work in Europe, and another plays in Tunisia. This family is a footballing family, but our lives have not always been good.
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A noble soul and real poetic talent are almost always inseparable.
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...I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people.
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I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.
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I was the kind of person that was very social and liked to be with an entourage and have lots of parties and have people around me. And now I find I am much more satisfied seeing people one-on-one. I avoid crowds, and I get really plagued by people as if they are bees or something. I am talking about my friends. I can only handle them one at a time.
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Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?
