Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?
Quotes to Explore
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Nature is under control but not disturbed.
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God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own.
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I have fun going on Twitter and the Internet. I feel safe and comfortable, and I wish everyone could feel that way.
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Almost all our suffering is the product of our thoughts. We spend nearly every moment of our lives lost in thought, and hostage to the character of those thoughts. You can break this spell, but it takes training just like it takes training to defend yourself against a physical assault.
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One can't write for all readers. A poet cannot write for people who don't like poetry.
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Arab leaders worry more about making money from the profits they get from oil and gas that they turn the other way when Lebanon is being destroyed right next to them. Their neighbours are being murdered, but they only make calculations for their own benefit.
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My MELD score was pretty high. And the worse you get on that scale, the sooner you get a transplant. It's based on how sick you are. And believe me, I was pretty sick.
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If my career path takes me elsewhere, that's great. But comedy is my forte.
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I've been writing songs since I was at least 20. That's what I wanted to do before I became a model.
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All of my songs are autobiographical.
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My father and my mother and my sister and I have always voted Republican, always.
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Creating a role is an interesting thing - each show or each situation is different.
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There can only be democracy when money is not allowed to be spent in Politics.
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I probably follow all sports a little bit. I like hockey quite a bit. I like football. I like college basketball when it gets down to March Madness. I like baseball. I enjoy them all. I watch them all.
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I myself consider myself the most powerful figure in the world.
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It's not the winter that bothers me – it's the summers.
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My family were very poor. I am one of nine siblings: two girls and seven boys. Only my brother and I play in Europe, and then three more work in Europe, and another plays in Tunisia. This family is a footballing family, but our lives have not always been good.
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A noble soul and real poetic talent are almost always inseparable.
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I'm also pretty resilient and fearless, and when I want something I go for it.
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If you are a genius, you'll make your own rules, but if not - and the odds are against it - go to your desk no matter what your mood, face the icy challenge of the paper - write.
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Paddy Considine is a great friend of mine, and he is a natural actor because he is an artist, and I'm not an artist. If I ever blow my own trumpet, it's as a craftsman.
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We ought to make the moments notes Of happy glad Thanksgiving; The hours and days, a silent praise Of music we are living.
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There are conversations about change, and then there is the experience of change, I was a new leader, in a new role, with a broader mandate. It was all new, and I was a woman.
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Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?
