Joe Rogan Quotes
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Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.
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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
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I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.
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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
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I was raised Catholic. That's why I don't take religion too seriously.
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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
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Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
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It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
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I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.