Isaac Asimov Quotes
Once you've dissected a joke, you're about where you are when you've dissected a frog. It's dead.
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'Obvious' is the most dangerous word in mathematics.
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I want to thank all of the fans and media who made playing in the NFL such a wonderful experience. I have had the pleasure of meeting many of them.
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I think that a lot of women that know they're going to be part of history somehow decide to have a character to be remembered by.
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Orange blossom water would make a magical addition to your store cupboard.
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So go ahead. Fall down. The world looks different from the ground.
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I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.
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I can think of nothing that an audience won't understand. The only problem is to interest them; once they are interested, they understand anything in the world.
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Whenever you're going through a tough time, generally, you become more compassionate, you become softer, you become more thoughtful, kinder. These are all spiritual qualities that will help you to align yourself with God and God consciousness rather than with a split fear-based consciousness.
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My comedy isn't going to solve problems; I'm not that deep.
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Some article called me the most feared man in Silicon Valley. Good Lord! Why? My teenage boys got a kick out of it: 'Dad, how could this be true? You're not even the most feared person in this house.'
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I don't think it's government's job to find health care for people. I think it's the individual's job to find health care.
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Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.
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You'll have to forgive me this boldness, but I think women are very fortunate that men exist! The gods are very wise and certainly knew what they were doing. They created the sun and the moon, light and darkness, the eagle and the serpent, all for the same reason. They are perfect complements and the mechanism we use to reach heaven.
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No small hole can so modify the convergence of rays of light as to prevent, at a long distance, the transmission of the true form of the luminous body causing them.
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For legislators make the citizens good by forming habits in them, and this is the wish of every legislator, and those who do not effect it miss their mark, and it is in this that a good constitution differs from a bad one.
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You shape your own destiny.
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I know that sounds almost horribly cheesy, but that is what has to happen if you're gonna make a relationship work for a long time: You have to keep learning new things that are interesting about this person or having them catch you off guard and have these little moments of intense appreciation.
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I don't bash my company. I don't bash my opponents. I don't miss weight.
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I am thrilled to see my genome.
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In Fall Out Boy, we were all playing with our pop punk influences, so that was always within that kind of framework.
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I always pretend like I'm nervous no matter what. I try to fall asleep.
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Until I was about 13, Manhattan had been a world seen from its edges.
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Statesmen think in terms of history and view society as an organism. Prophets are different since they believe absolute aims can be achieved in the foreseeable future. More people have been killed by crusaders than by statesmen.
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Once you've dissected a joke, you're about where you are when you've dissected a frog. It's dead.
