Joe Theismann Quotes
When I can 10 or 11, my mom was the one out there catching passes for me. She was my prime receiver.
Quotes to Explore
-
I like 'The Nightly Show.' People ask me what it is, and I say, 'If you're watching 'The Daily Show,' and it feels like it's getting a little darker, you're probably watching 'The Nightly Show.''
-
What Washington needs is adult supervision.
-
When you commit to something and have fun with it, it appreciates you, the gift, and it starts to help you out.
-
The single best piece of advice I give to aspiring writers is to always write about things that they know. I suggest that they write about people and places and events and conflicts they are familiar with. That way their writing will be real and hopefully readers will respond to it. I try to take my own advice.
-
The civil rights fight was a very important fight.
-
The thing is, it's not good anyway for eight-year-olds to be out there playing tennis tournaments so soon in their lives. But when I did get to play in a tournament, when I was nine, I was overjoyed.
-
There are so many figures in our history that did not believe they could make a change, and they did.
-
Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.
-
One hazard of our job on TV is people are always checking us out and noting every pound we've gained or haven't quite lost.
-
In a way, Jersey really supports rock, maybe more than New York City and Long Island. I know plenty of bands that tour and do much better at Starland or other clubs in New Jersey than others in the tri-state area.
-
Strange bonds of trust and self-deception tend to grow between journalists and their subjects.
-
We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within.
-
But acting just sort of happened and I found that I loved it. It was such a challenge.
-
America is essentially an entrepreneurial culture: the sizzle is the steak, because, after all, if you buy the sizzle, the steak comes with it. Canada's, in contrast, is a primary-producing culture: we'll buy the steak and hope to get a little sizzle with it. But we know we can't eat sizzle.
-
Upon the Constitution, upon the pre-existing legal rights of the People, as understood in this country and in England, I have argued that this House is bound to revive the Petition under debate.
-
There seems little reason to prescribe anti-depressant medication to any but the most severely depressed patients.
-
My 2020 Vision for India is to transform it into a developed nation. That cannot be abstract; it is a lifeline.
-
I'm a businessman and actor and I still make appearances.
-
In the Keys, a lot of people are stubborn.
-
I just saw a clip of Maria Bamford. She has a comedy show that was filmed and performed from her bed - the whole thing supposedly takes place in her bedroom at her parents house in Duluth, MN. I thought it was great and really strange - to have a comedy special without having to leave your bed.
-
I'm not really as cool and collected as 'Mrs. Funnybones', but she is the woman I want to be.
-
From my experience, I cannot doubt but that man, when lost to terrestrial consciousness, is indeed sojourning in another and uncorporeal life of far different nature from the life we know; and of which only the slightest and most indistinct memories linger after waking.
-
I like Bobby Flay's attitude and his approach towards food. I think he's just passionate and very honest. I find him very honest about food and cooking and ingredients and I admire that because I think that it's easy to get away from that for various reasons.
-
When I can 10 or 11, my mom was the one out there catching passes for me. She was my prime receiver.
