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		My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
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		Can you imagine being Leonardo Da Vinci in the 1400s trying to describe his ideas for machines that would allow humans to fly to the average person of his time? This is hundreds of years before the invention of electricity, the internal combustion engine, and many other things we take for granted today.
	
	  Fabrizio Moreira Fabrizio Moreira
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		I love being the mayor. I want to be the mayor forever.
	
	  Ed Koch Ed Koch
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		What is important is for me to do my best work on camera. The camera is inches away from you and sees every micromovement of every muscle of your eye. And if you're not relaxed, the camera sees it.
	
	  Eddie Redmayne Eddie Redmayne
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		I try to live my life in a holistic way, show that all of it intersects because I'm coming from the same place. Now, at the core of it, I'm just trying to connect and be there, so I'm trying to be there for my family, my wife, my kids, my friends.
	
	  Forest Whitaker Forest Whitaker
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		With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style.
	
	  Candice Olson Candice Olson
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		Justice is revenge.
	
	  Saad Hariri Saad Hariri
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		When men are romantically interested in you, it's really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.
	
	  Randy Pausch Randy Pausch
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		Only a few good leaders have paused to reflect seriously on being leaders.
	
	  P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke
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		Nobody can make a putt that breaks to the right. It's unnatural. Unless you're left-handed, of course. Standing over a putt that breaks to the right can actually make you dizzy. I've long thought that right-breaking putts are a major contributor to mental and physical ill health.
	
	  Dan Jenkins Dan Jenkins
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		Unlike President Obama, I am not afraid to state, without a wink or a nod, that the government has no right to tell us who we can marry or not marry.
	
	  Gary Johnson Gary Johnson
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		My parents taught me everything and set me up for life. I owe to them all the things I'm passionate about: music, art, the people I love, my career and family life, the fact that I have children and the way that I raise them.
	
	  Olivia Williams Olivia Williams
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		I have a 'Mailer-Breslin and the 51st State' poster, and a neon-pink sign of Raoul's in SoHo, one of my favorite restaurants.
	
	  Hailey Gates Hailey Gates