Joel McHale Quotes

When I started 'The Soup' back in 2004, I was so anxious because I can't really read, and I had to read teleprompter.

Joel McHale

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I've been called 'Bruce Lee.' I've been called other less offensive, but equally stupid and racist kind of terms.

Randall Park
- Kind
- Stupid
- Offensive
I'm not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. Committing yourself to one person is sacred.

Natalie Portman
- People
- Marriage
- Gay
When you multitask, you believe you're being exceptionally productive, but really, you're fooling yourself. Each time you switch tasks, you have to backtrack a little and remind yourself where you are in the process and what's next. Invariably. you are spending twice as much time on parts of the task.

Karen Finerman
- Time
- Believe
- Yourself
There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.

Dale Carnegie
- World
- Look
- Say
I think R. Kelly's range is so vast and broad that in order to stimulate himself creatively as an artist, he has to step so, so far outside the box, or else he feels like he's not challenging himself.

T.I.
- Think
- Artist
- Step
In the stillness of your presence, you can feel your own formless and timeless reality as the unmanifested life that animates your physical form. You can then feel the same life deep within every other human and every other creature. You look beyond the veil of form and separation. This is the realization of oneness. This is love.

Eckhart Tolle
- Life
- Love
- Feel