Joel McHale Quotes

When E! ended the show, it wasn't because it was low-rated. It was because E! did not want to pay union rerun dues.

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• The hatred Muslim extremists feel against the West feeds on certain conflicts in the world.

  

  Otto Schily
  • World
  • Feel
  • Hatred

• It is my fate and perhaps my temperament to sign agreements with fools.

  

  E. M. Forster
  • Fate
  • Fools
  • Sign

• Life is grim, and we don't have to be grim all the time.

  

  Madeleine Albright
  • Life
  • Time
  • Grim

• I played Woodstock in '69, and it really changed my life. Without a doubt, it was the single event that really changed the way I felt about music. Up to that point, I hadn't really thought of myself as more serious musician, and I didn't really have that much interest in pop music.

  

  Edgar Winter
  • Life
  • Up
  • Music

• I have always been infatuated with country music. Country music tells stories, and I've always loved to tell stories. I said that when I establish myself as an artist that can do pretty much anything I want to do in music, I'm going to make a country album.

  

  R. Kelly
  • Music
  • Country
  • Pretty

• I'm enjoying the money, the big house, the cars; what ghetto kid wouldn't?

  

  O. J. Simpson
  • Money
  • House
  • Kid

• Only in a concert situation do I have access to people directly to preach to them, and I don't believe that the bigger your platform is, the more people will pay attention.

  

  Larry Norman
  • People
  • Believe
  • Attention

• Change will come slowly, across generations, because old beliefs die hard even when demonstrably false.

  

  E. O. Wilson
  • Change
  • Die
  • Old

• I am insecure... because I have to think about what I look like every day.

  

  Cameron Russell
  • Look
  • Insecure

• It's every actor's dream to work in a hit show on Broadway and also shoot a television show.

  

  Aaron Tveit
  • Work
  • Dream
  • Television

• I've always noticed a difference between working with a director and working with a writer/director. In how much they're invested and how specific they are.

  

  Nathan Fillion
  • Always
  • Difference
  • Director

• I do like to make things difficult for myself and my team, just from taking on a challenge, if you like.

  

  Victoria Beckham Spice Girls
  • Team
  • Myself
  • Challenge

• When you laugh at something, you don’t fear it anymore.

  

  Kage Baker
  • Fear

• I can feel your heartbeat, Where I lay my head ‘Cause you’ve got me Yeah you’ve got me

  

  Zooey Deschanel

• He always pictured himself a libertarian, which to my way of thinking means 'I want the liberty to grow rich and you can have the liberty to starve'. It's easy to believe that no one should depend on society for help when you yourself happen not to need such help.

  

  Isaac Asimov
  • Believe
  • Thinking
  • Help

• Screw you, I didn't like your taste anyway, I chose you,That's all gone to waste, It's Saturday, I'll go out and find another you.

  

  Robbie Williams Take That
  • Saturday

• Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army. If we retrench the wages of the schoolmaster, we must raise those of the recruiting sergeant.

  

  Edward Everett
  • Education
  • Army

• I read that speaking in front of a crowd is the number-one fear in America. I found that amazing. Number two was death. Number two! That means that, if you're ever at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy.

  

  Jerry Seinfeld
  • America
  • Death
  • Giving

• One of the things about comics is people can linger on images and words as long as they want.

  

  Kelly Sue DeConnick
  • People
  • Long
  • Words

• I think the best songs are being written by the very under-stated, under-appreciated indie artists. The thing that separates them from mainstream success is they either consciously or unknowingly refuse to deliver on a big chorus.

  

  Ryan Tedder OneRepublic
  • Success

• We were brought up Protestant, and I went to church three times a day on a Sunday. My parents weren't Bible-bashers, but we all have a strong belief in God and a strong faith. We had a huge garden; our house was a bit like a scene from 'The Good Life.' I think Mam and Dad had it really hard, bringing up a big family on very little.

  

  Bonnie Tyler
  • Life
  • Up
  • Good

• I've been to Sardinia about 10 times because my wife, my daughter and I used to go every year with another family. We rented the same house each time in Villasimius in the southern part of the island, and always went to the same two beaches and same three restaurants.

  

  Rick Astley
  • Time
  • Family
  • House

• When I lament and darken over my diminishments, I accomplish nothing. It's better to sit at the window all day, pleased to watch birds, barns, and flowers.

  

  Donald Hall

• When E! ended the show, it wasn't because it was low-rated. It was because E! did not want to pay union rerun dues.

  

  Joel McHale