Frank Carson Quotes

Ireland, Actor
November 6, 1926 – February, 22, 2012.

Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSG (6 November 1926 – 22 February 2012) was a Northern Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats.

Also known as Comedian

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

Frank Carson
- Up
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

Frank Carson
- People
- Church

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

Frank Carson
- Funny
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.

Frank Carson
- People
- Peace
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.

Frank Carson
- People
- Work
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.

Frank Carson
- Irish
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

Frank Carson
- Car
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

Frank Carson
- Wife

America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.

Frank Carson
- People
- America
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

Frank Carson
- People
- Stop
- Health
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson
- Heart
- She
- Wife
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Frank Carson
- Wife