Adam Carolla Quotes

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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• With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.

  

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• I seek constantly to improve my manners and graces, for they are the sugar to which all are attracted.

  

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• I traveled so much to dance that I feel a part of many places, but New York is where I spent most of my life and where my career has been - it's the place where I exist.

  

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• The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

  

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• Acting is doing. It's not speaking; it's behavior. It's something happening, even if you're only listening.

  

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• There is a humanitarian impulse that one aspires to and there are days when one doesn't do it very well.

  

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• It is wonderful to say that your days behind a school desk are over. It's just another phase in your life.

  

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• Mostly, I don't write overtly personal stuff.

  

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• Painting what I experience, translating what I feel, is like a great liberation. But it is also work, self-examination, consciousness, criticism, struggle.

  

  Balthasar Klossowski de Rola
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• I am actually talking about possibly adapting 'The Boys,' by Garth Ennis, which would not be a comedy, but an action movie with comedy elements to it.

  

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• In reality, I don't see myself as a man hunter. In fact, when it comes to love, I am rarely the one to make the first move.

  

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• If we want to recruit and retain high-quality teachers, it starts with a fair wage, adequate working conditions, and the resources and support to succeed. Remember: teachers' working conditions are students' learning conditions.

  

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• If you live in New York or L.A., and you're liberal, and you're playing to a liberal crowd, it's almost like a rally... it's not edgy.

  

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• I could probably name thousands of albums that I want.

  

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• It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.

  

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• Violence is the first refuge of the violent.

  

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• Mankind is not a circle with a single center but an ellipse with two focal points of which facts are one and ideas the other.

  

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• It's easy for people to strike if they're not working on a regular basis.

  

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• Changing the DNA of a large, multilateral organization such as the United Nations to deal effectively with modern threats is not easy. Indeed, when the United Nations was created in the wake of World War II, threats came almost exclusively from one state carrying out acts of aggression against another.

  

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• Forget your opponents; always play against par.

  

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• If Republicans want to be seen as more compassionate, they should continue to stand proudly for the sanctify of life and marriage. And they should do so without apologizing.

  

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• There's a very devoted fan base that really loved 'T1' and 'T2' and felt burned by 'T3' and 'T4,' so when we said, 'We're going to do it again!' the reaction was, 'Whoa, whoa, whoa - what do you think you're doing?'

  

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• Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

  

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  • Food
  • Eating
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• My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

  

  Adam Carolla
  • Work
  • Education
  • Food