Larry David Quotes
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
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In my heart of hearts my motivation would always have been to be the best, and I think that athletics is probably what I was built for.
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I cry all the time. I love to laugh, too. It's important to create an environment for yourself where you feel what you need to and don't hold it in.
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Fashion is very tough, and we shouldn't forget that before designers were money-makers, they were artists.
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Some people ask me, Do they put aging makeup on you? It's just this very nice street makeup.
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I'm not strict on my calorie count; I just pay attention to my body.
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It is unsafe to take your reader for more of a fool than he is.
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I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.
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He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really.
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When I was a kid, I wanted a Chanel bob and bangs. My mom said no. I went to the salon anyway, and they said, 'No way - we are not going to do that to your hair.' So I did it myself. Big mistake. Instead of my bangs going down straight, they were sticking up like a cat. It was horrible.
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Everybody talks. Anthony Pettis talked before the fight. Donald Cerrone talked before the fight. See what happened?
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We think of the 1950s as an oppressive time in the culture, and indeed it was, but it was also in many ways a more secular moment, and one in which great scientific achievements flourished. I don't want to get too gauzy about this, but there was much more respect for science as a necessary part of society.
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Explosions are not comfortable.
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I know that I've played a lot of comedic roles. It's a visual medium. When you get one role, you start to get cast in that role for awhile because that's what people have seen you do, and have hopefully seen you do it successfully.
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I love the fact that everyone's trying to be good-looking in L.A. - then I turn up and I get work.
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I'm terrible at horror movies, by the way. I get scared so easily.
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I am so in tune with my body that I know how it should feel.
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We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States.
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Geek and Sundry has an eclectic line-up of shows all targeted around things I love: Comics, Tabletop Games, Books and more.
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The book is a private confessional form that provides a 'point of view.'
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I feel so much more comfortable when I'm working on material which makes other people scratch their heads and ask, 'You're going to make a musical out of that?'
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When you're out on the road touring and touring and then making records, you're just constantly looking forward, constantly working. You don't really stop to look at where you are or where you've been.
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The government cannot overcome bad parenting. What our leaders can do is publicly condemn irresponsible parental behavior in vivid terms.
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I made a movie where I played a girl that just got out of prison and we shot it very very quickly but very intensely-that took me a long time to get over.
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
