Larry David Quotes
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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More than trends, consumers need functionality. Everything needs an element of fashion, but that's more like a spice.
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Loyalty will not permit envy, hate, and uncharitableness to creep into our public thinking.
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My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's gorgeous, but it's all right, I'm gay.' They get very nervous after a few minutes!
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I've never experienced chronic pain myself, but I have known many people over the years who have.
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Vinyl is democratic, as surely as the iPod is fascist. Vinyl is representational: It has a face. Two faces, in fact, to represent the dualism of human nature. Vinyl occupies physical space honestly, proud as a fat woman dancing.
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I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.
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There are no soft or slothful ways to become sanctified to the point that we are prepared to live in the presence of the Savior. And there can be blessings in the burdens we bear. As a result of these struggles, our souls are stretched and our spirits are strengthened. Our character becomes more Christlike as we are tried and tested.
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I am not an angry guy. It's just the roles I do that impact my personality.
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I can paint in jail.
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Baseball is not a lot of statistics to me. It's blood and tears.
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I've met every freak in the business.
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I like to go to Africa purely with something to do. I'm not very comfortable getting into an armor-plated Land Rover and going to see things, with my hand gel, you know, it's not me at all. So I like to hang out and you know, really get to know people and try and do something that resonates with them.
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Barbarism is needed every four or five hundred years to bring the world back to life. Otherwise it would die of civilization.
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The job as a coach is difficult.
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Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
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It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered, to be generous, frank and independent.
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Whether it's backing up or starting, I have the confidence to go out there and do good, so I'm gonna play my role.
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There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.
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We conclude that in the field of public education the doctrine of 'separate but equal' has no place.
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I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying a space ship.
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One must always draw, draw with the eyes, when one cannot draw with a pencil.
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We have cultural expectations that everyone needs a dining room, yet they're only used three times a year. But if I put a bone handle on the door of an upper-end brick home, I'm making an outlandish statement.
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We're not going to pierce everything that we have and paint our faces trying to get a different market. We'll grow with our audience. We're just going to keep doing what we do.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
