Larry David Quotes
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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More than trends, consumers need functionality. Everything needs an element of fashion, but that's more like a spice.
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Loyalty will not permit envy, hate, and uncharitableness to creep into our public thinking.
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My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's gorgeous, but it's all right, I'm gay.' They get very nervous after a few minutes!
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I'm very obsessed with 'The Real Housewives' franchise. It's a bad obsession.
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I've never experienced chronic pain myself, but I have known many people over the years who have.
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Vinyl is democratic, as surely as the iPod is fascist. Vinyl is representational: It has a face. Two faces, in fact, to represent the dualism of human nature. Vinyl occupies physical space honestly, proud as a fat woman dancing.
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I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.
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There are no soft or slothful ways to become sanctified to the point that we are prepared to live in the presence of the Savior. And there can be blessings in the burdens we bear. As a result of these struggles, our souls are stretched and our spirits are strengthened. Our character becomes more Christlike as we are tried and tested.
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I am not an angry guy. It's just the roles I do that impact my personality.
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I can paint in jail.
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Baseball is not a lot of statistics to me. It's blood and tears.
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I've met every freak in the business.
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I like to go to Africa purely with something to do. I'm not very comfortable getting into an armor-plated Land Rover and going to see things, with my hand gel, you know, it's not me at all. So I like to hang out and you know, really get to know people and try and do something that resonates with them.
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Barbarism is needed every four or five hundred years to bring the world back to life. Otherwise it would die of civilization.
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The job as a coach is difficult.
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Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
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It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered, to be generous, frank and independent.
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Whether it's backing up or starting, I have the confidence to go out there and do good, so I'm gonna play my role.
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More philosophically-minded critics regarded Einstein's argument for relativity as little more than a logical bait-and-switch ploy: "The supposition of most expounders of the Special Theory, that Einstein has proved the relativity of simultaneity in general - or that his 'simultaneity' is something more than a logical artefact - must manifestly be given up.
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Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.
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A lack of transparency results in distrust and a deep sense of insecurity.
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Jason tilts his head toward me, his hand moving slyly across his book. Stupid. Speech. Woman.
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Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
